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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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for the record
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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Mom, if I create enough noise, my friends can get away

Mom, if I create enough noise, my friends can get away

Mom, if I create enough noise, my friends can get away
nine years old
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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for instance, and i'm not being funny, i don't see how the US gets out of this without a period of what is at core not exactly liberal democracy
Any real democrat has to allow for the possibility that his enemies might take power in an election. Unfortunately, this means that there are circumstances where very few people in a given society will be real democrats.
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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i feel like the next US presidency is up for grabs for any democratic politician with enough of a spine to push consistently for abolishing ICE. they select well for cowards though so don't bet on it
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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The University of Arkansas's law school just withdrew the appointment of its new dean six days after hiring her because conservative politicians complained that she filed an amicus brief to the Supreme Court in support of transgender students
Culture warriors cancel new U of A law dean before she started - Arkansas Times
Culture warriors claim the scalp of Emily Suski, the would-be law school dean whose legal opinion on transgender athletes seems to have offended Arkansas officials.
arktimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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This is the dynamic across most of America: Liberal cities generate revenue, which state governments then transfer to benefit conservative rural areas, whose residents despite city-dwellers and consistently vote to harm them. But politicians endlessly pander to rural voters and demonize cities.
Another critical piece of missing context in this story: tax dollars flow from the MSP metro to rural Minnesota. People in the city subsidize the lifestyles of people living in the country minnesotareformer.com/2023/12/04/t...
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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This is gonna sound harsh but you gotta stop talking to these hicks out in bumfuck towns. I know these people. They know less than nothing, it all comes from newsmax and facebook. They live in a fantasy world and everything they have is because of the cities they hate. They aren’t real Americans.
NYTimes has truly outdone itself with this latest in its "ask white guys in diner" genre. Thank goodness we get a perspective on what's happening in Minneapolis from people in **Nisswa** who probably mean Brainerd when they say they "prefer not to go the city anymore" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/u...
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Everyone's like 'Oh Britain sent *one guy* to Greenland - that'll stop the Green Berets lololol'. That dude's there to straight up *die* if shit pops off. He's a landmine that the US can't step on because it will mean war with all of Europe.
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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The only president who has never had even 50% approval from Gallup is entering the second decade of his opposition saying "Yeah, I guess the American people really love this guy, we should meet them in the middle."
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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We all agree they just switched islands right
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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art should comfort the weird disturbed girls and disturb the annoying comfortable guys
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files
September 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.
just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Maybe not my forever fav but it always makes me laugh. AND has good advice.
September 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I am the Henry refrenced in this Smurfs piece, and I distinctly remember thinking “is our friendship ready for this… is it cringe that I am at the Smurfs movie with this man”
August 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Everyone here seems to be posting screenshots of whatever Tr*mp is up to, so here’s something nicer: a model train layout, left behind by its owner who passed away years ago, now quietly gathering dust in a 300‑year‑old house somewhere…

Here’s my buddy Clas in the middle of it.

1/5
August 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM