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![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
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![very tall bart
@TallBart
Joker: I'm smoking that GAS Batman 😈🚬
Batman (tied to a chair): Joker no those are stems. You're smoking mids Joker
Joker: Uh ohhh Batman... I'm rinsing out my grinder 😈🚿
Batman: Nooo the kief [thrashes against restraints]
10:52 AM • 7/26/22](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreiexfy463ao75bcyvhcmgo3xtm2y5omugpj56lrcqzq5qb3sgadlra@jpeg)
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Most of you bitches tbh
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Most of you bitches tbh
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
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i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
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Netflix and collapse onto the bed at the end of another long day of work, unable to live and yet unable to die
August 15, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Netflix and collapse onto the bed at the end of another long day of work, unable to live and yet unable to die
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hate to tell u this player but the black hand has marked u for death
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
hate to tell u this player but the black hand has marked u for death
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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he’s right
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
he’s right
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
September 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
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had two pieces of pizza and a pint of beer for lunch which means I’m about to engage in the sort of afternoon nap once enshrined in epic poetry
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
had two pieces of pizza and a pint of beer for lunch which means I’m about to engage in the sort of afternoon nap once enshrined in epic poetry
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There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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we are the daughters of the taco bell menu items you couldn't discontinue
July 24, 2023 at 4:43 AM
we are the daughters of the taco bell menu items you couldn't discontinue
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
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me: i’m so tired
evil me: i’m so tired and i want to kill
evil me: i’m so tired and i want to kill
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
me: i’m so tired
evil me: i’m so tired and i want to kill
evil me: i’m so tired and i want to kill
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knock knock. its the police. we saw you set your steam name to "my dick herts" and then buy a game you're never going to play. you're going to jail for a long time
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
knock knock. its the police. we saw you set your steam name to "my dick herts" and then buy a game you're never going to play. you're going to jail for a long time