Emperor J
@emperorj.bsky.social
Refugee from the Bad Place. Hoping this place doesn't end up the same.
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Emperor J
@emperorj.bsky.social
· Oct 30
Anime Takes Thread where I will do my takes of partially watched series (or completed if I actually finish them)
Starting with this Fall 2025 season
Starting with this Fall 2025 season
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have to go to the liquor store for a last second gift this morning
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
have to go to the liquor store for a last second gift this morning
Even 21st century personality cults have been enshittified
I thought state media would at least have more patriotic theme songs and flag animations
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Even 21st century personality cults have been enshittified
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I thought state media would at least have more patriotic theme songs and flag animations
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I thought state media would at least have more patriotic theme songs and flag animations
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you will be visited by three Spirits
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
you will be visited by three Spirits
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Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
Man I watched so many obscure arthouse movies during the summer of Moviepass. Truly the only ethical way to set venture capital money on fire.
it’s time to face facts luddites. cinema will never be the same. moviepass is here to stay
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Man I watched so many obscure arthouse movies during the summer of Moviepass. Truly the only ethical way to set venture capital money on fire.
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Look a lot of people were at the Lucifer Foundation's annual Billionaire Vision Brunch in 2011. I didn't talk to all of them. Some of us just find the work the Lucifer Foundation does to be interesting.
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Look a lot of people were at the Lucifer Foundation's annual Billionaire Vision Brunch in 2011. I didn't talk to all of them. Some of us just find the work the Lucifer Foundation does to be interesting.
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3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR A 12 PIECE COOKWARE SET!
Seriously what the fuck?
Seriously what the fuck?
/shouting over the deafening ringing of what sounds like thousands of sleigh bells "Well well well." defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR A 12 PIECE COOKWARE SET!
Seriously what the fuck?
Seriously what the fuck?
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/shouting over the deafening ringing of what sounds like thousands of sleigh bells "Well well well." defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
/shouting over the deafening ringing of what sounds like thousands of sleigh bells "Well well well." defector.com/the-2025-hat...
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Congratulations to the NBA world champion New York Knicks
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Congratulations to the NBA world champion New York Knicks
@jonbois.bsky.social watching cricket
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching cricket
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
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what if i put myself into a woodchipper in front of jim bankoff
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
what if i put myself into a woodchipper in front of jim bankoff
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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