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No, I didn’t just hear the theme song for Greatest American Hero there is something in my eye ok.
Due to our local emergency response team’s somewhat lack lustre response time, I’ve been compelled to take matters into my own hands.
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Another physical therapy appointment at the very butt crack of dawn. I'm the luckiest woman al...(checks to make sure)...ive.
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Yep.

(hands in pockets)
(staring at sunset)
(contemplative)

Gonna do some pluckin' tomorrow.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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BLESSINGS UPON THIS HOUUUUUSE
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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This day old guac and stale chips looks like I don't have to make myself dinner. 👍🏽
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I can’t help but wonder how things would have turned out if Simon had chosen charcoal as his media.
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Most things we worry about don’t happen, which is unfair because I really put in the hours.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Alcohol may not solve all life’s problems but conducting an in-depth investigation just to be sure is a hill I’m prepared to die on.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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How baby beetles are made…
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Half of the earth is always lit. Will you stand with me and my effort to make the earth 75% lit by 2030?
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I want to buy an extension cord that’s like seventeen feet long. Or a charge cord. Doesn’t matter. But if it’s like seventeen feet long that’d be good
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I know it’s none of my business, but why aren’t you incessantly humming Ron Sexmith tunes to yourself?
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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“I’ll see what I can do,” or as I also like to say, “I won’t be doing anything”
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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They may take our lives, but they will never tame, our eyebrows.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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hey abyss, you up
January 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Labour Day weekend 1984

Them: Completed Independant study on the works of Franz Kafka

Me: Concluded that the record jacket said Zoso, not Zofo.
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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(me, feverishly focused on the task at hand)

window seat guy: so you're for real clipping your toenails then
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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responding officers approached cautiously, just in case it was a packing peanut
August 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I'm a busy man these daydreams don't create themselves.
August 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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If you can dream it you can fail at it.
August 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM