Eric Wheeler
@ericwheeler.bsky.social
Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless.
Props to John Travolta for fucking every last penny he could out of Grease.
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Props to John Travolta for fucking every last penny he could out of Grease.
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when the edible and adderall kick in at the same time
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
when the edible and adderall kick in at the same time
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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her: do you remember the guy who kept getting fired as a salvation army santa
me: doesn't ring a bell
her: yeah, that's the guy
me: doesn't ring a bell
her: yeah, that's the guy
December 24, 2023 at 10:09 PM
her: do you remember the guy who kept getting fired as a salvation army santa
me: doesn't ring a bell
her: yeah, that's the guy
me: doesn't ring a bell
her: yeah, that's the guy
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Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We live in an episode of Veep
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Most people have guardian angels. I have a possum with a crow bar whispering ‘let’s make it worse’
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Most people have guardian angels. I have a possum with a crow bar whispering ‘let’s make it worse’
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It's been a FUN couple of days!
With 48 hours until game time, both teams are over the $10k mark and the race to Chair-ity Champion is heating up!
College football fans coming together to support their communities, it's what it's all about! Donate below!
BrokenChairTrophy.com
With 48 hours until game time, both teams are over the $10k mark and the race to Chair-ity Champion is heating up!
College football fans coming together to support their communities, it's what it's all about! Donate below!
BrokenChairTrophy.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's been a FUN couple of days!
With 48 hours until game time, both teams are over the $10k mark and the race to Chair-ity Champion is heating up!
College football fans coming together to support their communities, it's what it's all about! Donate below!
BrokenChairTrophy.com
With 48 hours until game time, both teams are over the $10k mark and the race to Chair-ity Champion is heating up!
College football fans coming together to support their communities, it's what it's all about! Donate below!
BrokenChairTrophy.com
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perfect Wikipedia sequence
August 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
perfect Wikipedia sequence
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great art is supposed to make us uncomfortable
the liberty mutual guy is fucking that emu right
October 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
great art is supposed to make us uncomfortable
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With Dave and Busters, it’s pretty clear which one handled the finances and which one handled the video games.
April 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
With Dave and Busters, it’s pretty clear which one handled the finances and which one handled the video games.
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
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Orion: you guys wanna see something sick
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Orion: you guys wanna see something sick
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...
Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again
Orion: ...
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Pepsi A.M. (1989-1990): Pepsi Cola with 28% more caffeine, marketed as a morning drink to replace coffee or tea. Available in regular or 1-calorie diet
March 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Pepsi A.M. (1989-1990): Pepsi Cola with 28% more caffeine, marketed as a morning drink to replace coffee or tea. Available in regular or 1-calorie diet
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They’re going to make outlaws of all of us. We will all have to go to Canada to get our Tylenol and other sundry painkillers.
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They’re going to make outlaws of all of us. We will all have to go to Canada to get our Tylenol and other sundry painkillers.
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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enchanted forest, turner, oregon, 1987
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
enchanted forest, turner, oregon, 1987