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Mockshit Raccoon 🦝
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mistakenly accepted member of society..
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No Country for Old Men is a thanksgiving movie
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Giving you a lollipop after a haircut just stopped one day
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I’m completely nude above the neck.

Thinking of you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Nothing but bright, bright, sunshiny days for Mr. Cliff in eternity

Best wishes in your soul's next adventure, sir, and thank you for lifting the dark clouds so many times for so many people

#RIP #JimmyCliff
Jimmy Cliff - I Can See Clearly Now
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November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Puzzle #427
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November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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in an alternate universe *I* am driving muppets around in *THEIR* dreams
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I have 3 pounds of sour cream, what the HELL am I going to do with 3 pounds of sour cream, I ask you
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I’m tipsy. Someone hide my debit card
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I only repost you to get in your skircle
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
They shootin’..

Ha, made you look..
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I’d write something funny, but it’s the lord’s day and I don’t want to take the attention away from him
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Puzzle #426
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Play Connections: Sports Edition, our newest word game
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Puzzle #425
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Play the puzzle: www.theathletic.com/connections
Play Connections: Sports Edition, our newest word game
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
www.theathletic.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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If I had been born male, I would have had an enormous penis
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Can we pretend to be honest for a second? I’ll go first, my back feels great
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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me: *eating fresh mackerel* this must be what penguin tastes like
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Puzzle #424
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Play the puzzle: www.theathletic.com/connections
Play Connections: Sports Edition, our newest word game
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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"Marshmallow is already in the holiday spirit!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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We only have weighted blankets now because all the antigravity blankets escaped into space.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Everybody makes fun of weighted blankets until they need to dump a body in a river.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I can’t see any posts but mine. I hate mine
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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if you think they’re worried now just wait till America takes a big shit on Christmas shopping
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM