Evan the Great
@evanthegreat.bsky.social
But then again I rather like to revel.
An Old Soul that happens to also be in an Old Body (30s).
Bourbon Matron
She/her
An Old Soul that happens to also be in an Old Body (30s).
Bourbon Matron
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Evan the Great
@evanthegreat.bsky.social
· Aug 28
Hunter: Who’s ready to begin idol training to become KPop Demon Hunters?
Me: (hastily stuffs toque onto my cart with flour, lollipop sticks, and a small vial of holy water) I think there’s been a miscommunication.
Me: (hastily stuffs toque onto my cart with flour, lollipop sticks, and a small vial of holy water) I think there’s been a miscommunication.
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Everyone stop hunching, take a deep breath, get a drink of water.
Cool. Carry on
Cool. Carry on
January 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Everyone stop hunching, take a deep breath, get a drink of water.
Cool. Carry on
Cool. Carry on
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huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
January 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
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"MAGA Influencer Nick Shirley Who “Found” $110 Million in Somali Fraud — And Why He, And That Story, Are Pure Maga Bullshit" open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
MAGA Influencer Nick Shirley Who “Found” $110 Million in Somali Fraud — And Why He, And That Story, Are Both Pure Maga Bullshit
Nick Shirley Didn’t Expose a Scam. He Exposed How MAGA Manufactures Alternative Reality.
open.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"MAGA Influencer Nick Shirley Who “Found” $110 Million in Somali Fraud — And Why He, And That Story, Are Pure Maga Bullshit" open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
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So my audience on Bluesky is less film people and more general interest and one of the things I noticed is how blown away people are by the practical effects. I think it’s the old school magic show panache that makes a dissolve seem quite magical to moderns
Are there any filming tricks that would still amaze us in 2026?
January 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
So my audience on Bluesky is less film people and more general interest and one of the things I noticed is how blown away people are by the practical effects. I think it’s the old school magic show panache that makes a dissolve seem quite magical to moderns
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THEY LIVE IN MIAMI NOW
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
THEY LIVE IN MIAMI NOW
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I admit that I read this as "I Want To Die, Explodingly" at first
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I admit that I read this as "I Want To Die, Explodingly" at first
I want To Die, Explodingly to be a spinoff franchise
Favorite Bond movies, in order:
- Spyfinger
- To Die, Explodingly
- The World Is Huge
- Moonkisser
- Quantum of Solace
- Spyfinger
- To Die, Explodingly
- The World Is Huge
- Moonkisser
- Quantum of Solace
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I want To Die, Explodingly to be a spinoff franchise
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Favorite Bond movies, in order:
- Spyfinger
- To Die, Explodingly
- The World Is Huge
- Moonkisser
- Quantum of Solace
- Spyfinger
- To Die, Explodingly
- The World Is Huge
- Moonkisser
- Quantum of Solace
January 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Favorite Bond movies, in order:
- Spyfinger
- To Die, Explodingly
- The World Is Huge
- Moonkisser
- Quantum of Solace
- Spyfinger
- To Die, Explodingly
- The World Is Huge
- Moonkisser
- Quantum of Solace
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Today is the *first* day you can repost this...
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Today is the *first* day you can repost this...
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Waiting for friends at the pub, just need the entertainment! Welcome to the Domain, Betty!
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Waiting for friends at the pub, just need the entertainment! Welcome to the Domain, Betty!
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aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
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still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
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4/ to a lot of guys who either did engineering in college or dropped out of college in the first tech boom because they got offered big money to build the future. He’s a type and I get the sense he hasn’t really changed or updated his schtick since he was in college.
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
4/ to a lot of guys who either did engineering in college or dropped out of college in the first tech boom because they got offered big money to build the future. He’s a type and I get the sense he hasn’t really changed or updated his schtick since he was in college.
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just a few stories on this to share to that friend or relative who is still skeptical
boltsmag.org/legislative-...
boltsmag.org/sheriff-of-b...
boltsmag.org/how-voluntee...
boltsmag.org/legislative-...
boltsmag.org/sheriff-of-b...
boltsmag.org/how-voluntee...
I am annoyed by the persistence of 'resist libs are tired of resisting Trump' line.
No Kings put record-breaking numbers of people into the streets, specials/off-years are at D+10 or more.
I don't think the resist libs are tired. I think some writers are tired of writing about resist libs.
No Kings put record-breaking numbers of people into the streets, specials/off-years are at D+10 or more.
I don't think the resist libs are tired. I think some writers are tired of writing about resist libs.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
just a few stories on this to share to that friend or relative who is still skeptical
boltsmag.org/legislative-...
boltsmag.org/sheriff-of-b...
boltsmag.org/how-voluntee...
boltsmag.org/legislative-...
boltsmag.org/sheriff-of-b...
boltsmag.org/how-voluntee...
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You can set a goal to Read More without making it about numbers or pressure. What counts: learning to make regular space for reading in your life, figuring out how to find new books, and, yes, quitting what you don't love.
I've seen a few people posting stuff along the lines of "2026 is the year I'm going to read more!"
My friend, don't pressure yourself. Even as an author, I say this: Read better, not more. Read what you love, stop reading something that isn't working for you. Don't aim for more, aim for pleasure.
My friend, don't pressure yourself. Even as an author, I say this: Read better, not more. Read what you love, stop reading something that isn't working for you. Don't aim for more, aim for pleasure.
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You can set a goal to Read More without making it about numbers or pressure. What counts: learning to make regular space for reading in your life, figuring out how to find new books, and, yes, quitting what you don't love.
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I'm listening to a lot of end-of-year wrapup stuff from artists I support and it's striking how much rollback there is - the favorite/best stuff of 2025 they are talking about is like... rediscovering radio. Getting DVDs from the library to avoid bullshit streaming licensing issues. Indie games.
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I'm listening to a lot of end-of-year wrapup stuff from artists I support and it's striking how much rollback there is - the favorite/best stuff of 2025 they are talking about is like... rediscovering radio. Getting DVDs from the library to avoid bullshit streaming licensing issues. Indie games.
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Oh god oh fuck I left the Lemon Pig out too long oh fuckkkk
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Oh god oh fuck I left the Lemon Pig out too long oh fuckkkk
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS
TRANS LIBERATION
DEFEND TRANS LIVES
TRANS LIBERATION
DEFEND TRANS LIVES
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS
TRANS LIBERATION
DEFEND TRANS LIVES
TRANS LIBERATION
DEFEND TRANS LIVES
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Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
Everything Elon Musk promised in 2025, but didn't deliver
Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.
mashable.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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Woke's back on the menu
They showed the gays kissing on TV for the live ABC broadcast east coast new year’s ball drop, I choose to believe this is progress
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Woke's back on the menu