existenocrisis
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If nobody’s told you today, let me🙋♀️
✨✨YOU’RE VERY CUTE ✨✨
✨✨YOU’RE VERY CUTE ✨✨
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I’ll just leave this here for some insight drmaryclairehaver.substack.com/p/the-5-bigg...
The 5 Biggest Things I Learned About Menopause and Divorce
Every time I talk about menopause and divorce, the response is immediate and intense.
drmaryclairehaver.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’ll just leave this here for some insight drmaryclairehaver.substack.com/p/the-5-bigg...
This is terrible news
RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr. We loved all the characters you played, especially as Clay Davis.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UXJ...
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The Wire: Shit Clay Davis Says | HBO
YouTube video by HBO
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December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is terrible news
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this is really lovely
I absolutely laughed when it first happened and honestly I still laugh when I see it but what a wonderful set of events followed, my goodness
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
I absolutely laughed when it first happened and honestly I still laugh when I see it but what a wonderful set of events followed, my goodness
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Cecilia Giménez, famed for ‘Monkey Christ’ mural mishap, dies at 94
Spanish woman’s attempted restoration of church artwork was widely mocked but became lucrative tourist attraction
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
this is really lovely
I absolutely laughed when it first happened and honestly I still laugh when I see it but what a wonderful set of events followed, my goodness
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
I absolutely laughed when it first happened and honestly I still laugh when I see it but what a wonderful set of events followed, my goodness
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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PLEASE SOMEONE DRAW THIS
i wonder how close we were to getting Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodles instead
December 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
PLEASE SOMEONE DRAW THIS
Oh I know them!! 💘💘💘
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Oh I know them!! 💘💘💘
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Heads up Minnesotans
Just throw away everything www.fda.gov/safety/recal...
Gold Star Distribution Inc., Issues Recall of Certain FDA-Regulated Products in Three States Including Drugs, Devices, Cosmetics, Human Foods, and Pet Foods
Gold Star Distribution, Inc. (Gold Star or “the Company”) is recalling all FDA regulated products listed in this press release due to the presence of rodent and avian contamination.
www.fda.gov
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Heads up Minnesotans
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It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
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I'm your dad today. Love you, I'm proud of you, and if anyone tries stopping you from being your most authentic, happiest self, I will destroy them. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm your dad today. Love you, I'm proud of you, and if anyone tries stopping you from being your most authentic, happiest self, I will destroy them. Merry Christmas.
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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In the spirit of giving, I’m offering ass kickings to anyone who’d like one.
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
In the spirit of giving, I’m offering ass kickings to anyone who’d like one.
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shoutout to the fellow dads out there waiting to save christmas by loaning your pocket knife to a kid struggling to open a present
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
shoutout to the fellow dads out there waiting to save christmas by loaning your pocket knife to a kid struggling to open a present
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Shout out to the Single Mamas, baby. Miracle workers, the lot of you. 💗🔥
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Shout out to the Single Mamas, baby. Miracle workers, the lot of you. 💗🔥
Know a guy who almost lost a foot and it all started with a dropped PLASTIC FORK
As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Know a guy who almost lost a foot and it all started with a dropped PLASTIC FORK
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Everyone should get like one day to live like they're in a perfume ad, just to get it out of our systems
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Everyone should get like one day to live like they're in a perfume ad, just to get it out of our systems
It was a year of quiet triumphs for me.
I am worried and a little jealous of some of you, though.
I am worried and a little jealous of some of you, though.
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It was a year of quiet triumphs for me.
I am worried and a little jealous of some of you, though.
I am worried and a little jealous of some of you, though.
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Pluribussy
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pluribussy
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
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could all the couples who film fake skits and post them online get raptured already thx
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
could all the couples who film fake skits and post them online get raptured already thx
Sometimes laying in bed at not the usual laying in bed time does feel subversive and sublime.
Esp when this year has been 18 months long!
Esp when this year has been 18 months long!
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sometimes laying in bed at not the usual laying in bed time does feel subversive and sublime.
Esp when this year has been 18 months long!
Esp when this year has been 18 months long!
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If you’re going home to folks who want to talk diets all through the holidays, this one’s for you. 💊
I revisited @megelison.bsky.social's The Book of the Unnamed Midwife and Big Girl this year. Both were sharply relevant reads with so much to rediscover that I felt like I was reading them for the first time. The Pill is more relevant than ever in our age of Ozempic. escapepod.org/2022/11/03/e...
Escape Pod 861: The Pill (Part 1 of 2)
My mother took the Pill before anybody even knew about it. She was always signing up for those studies at the university, saying she was doing it because she was bored. I think she did it because they...
escapepod.org
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you’re going home to folks who want to talk diets all through the holidays, this one’s for you. 💊
The Pill!
Yes yes yes so good
Yes yes yes so good
I revisited @megelison.bsky.social's The Book of the Unnamed Midwife and Big Girl this year. Both were sharply relevant reads with so much to rediscover that I felt like I was reading them for the first time. The Pill is more relevant than ever in our age of Ozempic. escapepod.org/2022/11/03/e...
Escape Pod 861: The Pill (Part 1 of 2)
My mother took the Pill before anybody even knew about it. She was always signing up for those studies at the university, saying she was doing it because she was bored. I think she did it because they...
escapepod.org
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Pill!
Yes yes yes so good
Yes yes yes so good
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Yeah I like NCIS
Nine
Cookies
In
Sixty seconds
Nine
Cookies
In
Sixty seconds
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yeah I like NCIS
Nine
Cookies
In
Sixty seconds
Nine
Cookies
In
Sixty seconds