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Foster
@felmendorf.bsky.social
20ish Years at Blizzard Entertainment; Senior Test Analyst on Overwatch.

Bisexual. Gender amorphous and collector of pronouns.
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Q: “You said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd.”

Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.”

Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Damn, McDonald's could have given me half as much as they paid for this crap and I'd have just told them to film people in Christmas hats eating McDonald's in front of lights and a tree.

Would have gone over better than whatever this is pessimistic slop is supposed to be.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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TEKKEN: A 30-Year Journey – Harada’s Final Mix soundcloud.com/katsuhiro-ha...
TEKKEN: A 30-Year Journey – Harada’s Final Mix
Listen to TEKKEN: A 30-Year Journey – Harada’s Final Mix by Katsuhiro Harada 1 #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Nevermind it feels like thanksgiving now
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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can y’all share this please:

my roommate is planning on moving out in February and i need to fill the room for March 1st (possibly Feb 15)

any queer/trans/SWers in the GVRD need or know someone who needs a place to live?

DM me for details!

please share!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.
New poster for ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’ featuring the Withered Animatronics.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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also - any TGA future class members do some cool shit recently? i wanna run one of your games on stream this sunday.
EXCLUSIVE on @gamedeveloper.bsky.social: not only has The Game Awards not nominated a Future Class for 2025, it's told alumni it "does not have any active programming plans" for the award.

The Future Class page was taken down sometime this year—eliminating a definitive archive of honorees.
The Game Awards' Future Class program remains on ice
Future Class organizer Emily Weir has informed past honorees that The Game Awards has no active plans for the program.
www.gamedeveloper.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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DJ&D Starts in a few minutes! www.twitch.tv/causeimdanjo...
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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AAA studios don't even email me back, no matter hard I hurl myself at the brick wall lol.

I've barely been staying afloat at all out here but it's ONLY because I've been able to work with a handful of wonderful like-minded people on some smaller teams.
I also mentioned that the only reason I have had anything resembling stable work in the past few years is that I never cracked into AAA and I've managed to only work with people who care first and foremost about sustainability. And who actually enjoy the craft of making games. THIS SHIT MATTERS!
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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5. Crow Country

Absolutely one of my favourite games of 2024, and if you want something a little lighter on scares (you can even play without combat if you'd prefer) but delivers on the gameplay, puzzles, combat, immaculate visuals, and map design of classic Survival Horror, you can do no better.
Save 50% on Crow Country on Steam
The year is 1990. It’s been two years since the mysterious disappearance of Edward Crow and the abrupt closure of his theme park, Crow Country. But your arrival has broken the silence, Mara Forest. If...
store.steampowered.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Very important factor to this
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Judging from my feed, my not being dedicated to specific teams in sports is either the best or worst decision I ever made.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Little hand drawn animation and banjo theme I made. It's been a year since my brother's passing, it's hard to type stuff so l'll just let the video speak for itself. Thank you for watching. Keep going, enjoy the sandwiches.
September 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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two announcements: first, i'm now a lead :)
second and more importantly: we're hiring! if you want to come help us make Overwatch matchmaking the best it can be, please apply!
careers.blizzard.com/global/en/jo...
Senior Software Engineer, Server Matchmaking - Overwatch 2 | Irvine, CA in Irvine, California, United States of America | Engineering at Blizzard Entertainment
Apply for Senior Software Engineer, Server Matchmaking - Overwatch 2 | Irvine, CA job with Blizzard Entertainment in Irvine, California, United States of America. Engineering at Blizzard Entertainment
careers.blizzard.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Referring to Valve as the David in your upstart gaming platform story shows an incredible amount of hubris and a lack of understanding of anything in this space beyond believing a larger number of people and monetary resources is all you need to succeed.
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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It figures that an industry that thinks that "vibe coding" is a reliable thing would now decide that QA is the next thing you can replace with AI 😒

Your friendly reminder that good QA people are worth their weight in gold and an invaluable part of game dev
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Until SNAP is funded, here’s an ongoing list of Bay Area restaurants where SNAP recipients can receive free food. Just bring your EBT card!
While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...
These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients
Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.
www.coyotemedia.org
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Can anyone recommend some good ones in LA?
Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM