It's so over for you bitches: Now I know how to make bread pudding.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's so over for you bitches: Now I know how to make bread pudding.
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I feel like the only way to complete the Louvre/snail crime trilogy is for some kind of beret atrocity
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I feel like the only way to complete the Louvre/snail crime trilogy is for some kind of beret atrocity
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Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
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My hottest take about this movie is you shouldn’t show it to a child until they are about 11
Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction:
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My hottest take about this movie is you shouldn’t show it to a child until they are about 11
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"Why, there, there it is! the Stranger Things float, and, by gawd is that Lily Allen's music!"
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Why, there, there it is! the Stranger Things float, and, by gawd is that Lily Allen's music!"
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
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An MST3K Moment for Turkey Day 2025:
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
An MST3K Moment for Turkey Day 2025:
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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From 2023, here’s my mix of four minutes of actual people who’ve appeared in the Thanksgiving parade.
youtu.be/SsK2CzR8g-w?...
youtu.be/SsK2CzR8g-w?...
Macy's Thanksgiving Hell
YouTube video by Michael Darling
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
From 2023, here’s my mix of four minutes of actual people who’ve appeared in the Thanksgiving parade.
youtu.be/SsK2CzR8g-w?...
youtu.be/SsK2CzR8g-w?...
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About to be the coolest guy at thanksgiving when I put on the thanksgiving entertainment of Tully/Magnum I Quit Cage match where they try to stab each others eyes out
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
About to be the coolest guy at thanksgiving when I put on the thanksgiving entertainment of Tully/Magnum I Quit Cage match where they try to stab each others eyes out
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babe we can do this now the Onion told us it was okay @laestell.bsky.social
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
babe we can do this now the Onion told us it was okay @laestell.bsky.social
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Thanksgiving day bonus:
A summary of our last two posts:
A summary of our last two posts:
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Thanksgiving day bonus:
A summary of our last two posts:
A summary of our last two posts:
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Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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I'm sorry I can't go out.
My sassy dresser and I are in another argument, and I really have to deal with it before the issue gets blown out of proportion again 🙄
My sassy dresser and I are in another argument, and I really have to deal with it before the issue gets blown out of proportion again 🙄
March 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm sorry I can't go out.
My sassy dresser and I are in another argument, and I really have to deal with it before the issue gets blown out of proportion again 🙄
My sassy dresser and I are in another argument, and I really have to deal with it before the issue gets blown out of proportion again 🙄
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Urgent Thanksgiving PSA !!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Urgent Thanksgiving PSA !!!!!
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In the spirit of Thanksgiving, make sure you got somebody nearby ready to toss you a wooden chair that you can easily break down for winning arguments via impalement.
Make them quit.
Make them say the words.
That’s the spirit.🦃
Make them quit.
Make them say the words.
That’s the spirit.🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, make sure you got somebody nearby ready to toss you a wooden chair that you can easily break down for winning arguments via impalement.
Make them quit.
Make them say the words.
That’s the spirit.🦃
Make them quit.
Make them say the words.
That’s the spirit.🦃
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
DEPLOY THE BOY