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Liam McGuire @liammcguire.bsky.social · 20h

Daniel Warren Johnson rules

Absolute Batman choking out an ice agent by Daniel Warren Johnson

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h

We've strategically placed mediocre hacks at the top of every political and business organization, let's see what happens next

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 21h

Have you fought Skarrsinger Karmelita yet? Maybe my favorite boss fight in the game (so far).

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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 22h

"Lulu's Back in Town" by Thelonious Monk - BOTD in 1917

Monk's performance on this track is something else, totally liberated from conventional ideas of what "good" piano playing should sound like.

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Lulu's Back In Town - Thelonious Monk

YouTube video by Noctarr

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 23h

Oh, pro wrestling is fake, huh? Then explain this!

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23h

CURRY MATCH

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Dani @daniexists6.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.

the ad from above, but signed by Renee Jacobs (April O'Neil, with a "guess not...", Barry Gordon (Donatello, with a "YEAH RIGHT!"), Townsend Coleman (Michelangelo, with a "Still here!"), Rob Paulsen (Raphael) and Cam Clarke (Leonardo, with a "Crystal Ball, anyone?")

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

go birds

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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 1d

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

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Ramonkey Perales @ramonkey.bsky.social · 1d

Now out!!

ramonkey.itch.io/down-north-w...

Down North, Where No One Goes by Ramonkey

A science-fantasy epic set into the unlikely bronze-age future.

ramonkey.itch.io

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Ramon Villalobos @ramonvillalobos.bsky.social · 1d

Some monsters for the shortboxed auction

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 2d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 27,1946

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN THAT'S THE BOY WHO FLIRTED WITH ME YESTERDAY
NANCY: THAT'S THE BOY WHO FLIRTED WITH ME YESTERDAY

P2-SLUGGO CONFRONTS THE BOY-
SLUGGO:DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?
BOY:ER …AWRIGHT

P3- SLUGGO: WELL--- TAKE OFF THOSE
GLASSES
BOY:OKAY, SUCKER
SLUGGO TOOK THE BOYS GLASSES OFF OH HIM

P4-SLUGGO: ER-YOU WOULDN'T
HIT A GUY
WEARIN GLASSES, WOULD YA ?

SLUGGO HAS PUT ON THE BOYS GLASSES
SLUGGO: ER-YOU WOULDN'T
HIT A GUY WEARIN GLASSES, WOULD YA ?

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Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 1d

The Widowmaker!?

Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 1d

Is the theme song constantly playing like in the Yakuza games?

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Gun cookie cutter but it looks like a penis

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK THE YANKEES!

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 22

True meaning of Transness

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Magen Cubed @magencubed.bsky.social · 3d

I assembled a list of short films you can watch right now for free this Halloween. Scary, strange, surreal, and sometimes funny, this list includes live action, stop motion, and animated films from around the world and from filmmakers you've never heard of before

Some Strange Things You Should Watch for Halloween

20 short weird, scary, funny, and surreal films you can watch right now.

buttondown.com

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 2d

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop