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Jeff Jefferson
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Support trans kids! Also trans folk in general
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of course I got advent calendars for my cats, I’m not a monster
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Nice

My posts received a total of 1,053 engagements this year:

- 967 likes
- 69 replies
- 12 reposts
- 5 quotes
- 2 mentions

Find out how many engagements your posts got here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So this is the guy who’s leading his draft class in wins? This? This guy?
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*

*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
AAAAARCH!
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Yeaaah fuck those Aggies up, Austin
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bear down, Chicago Bears!

If anyone needs me for the next 20 hours or so I apologize in advance, I will only be thinking about Bears football
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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first in line at the Circuit City!
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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America is a man putting a foil-wrapped plate in a microwave
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My favorite thing about trying to be an adult with ADD is spending more time thinking about the right order to do Important Things in than any of them would actually take. And then posting about it instead.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Me at REI this weekend
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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"HRT shouldn't be easily available because it can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing."

Go into Walmart and go down every aisle and take note of how many easily available things could fuck you up if you don't know what you're doing. I guarantee you it's a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Panthers and Niners are just doing performance art tonight
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Luke violated the Prime Directive by tricking the Ewoks into thinking C3PO was a deity
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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“you take everything from me, old man” — my five-year-old daughter. just now, when i told her we’re going to bed
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Have there really been three missed PATs in Packers/Giants? Amazing
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every time the Bears play the NFC North it’s like being around older cousins who know your weak spots- like oh you made friends in college, I changed your diaper once, I know exactly how you’re uncool, you’re home for the holidays now b****
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM