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Old enough to remember the Ceefax loop on early morning BBC 2, but not wise enough to keep quiet about it. Love cats, builders tea and the smell of long-unopened old books.

🇵🇸 I support Plasticine Action 🇵🇸

Pronouns: helicopter/tractor
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A local farmer to me has had their Land Rover stolen yesterday afternoon around 1630 from Cedars Farm in Normanton on Soar, Loughborough.

Wouldn't it be lovely if the thieves were found as a result of sharing these images? Please share and notify the police if you see them
Excellent analysis
It is important to understand that what happened in Venezuela did not happen in a vacuum

US media has refused to cover the material and historical factors that led up to the US's special military operation, because if it did, public opinion would be even more negative towards its actions

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January 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Amazing: I am a little squealing bitch for the world’s emperor, just as every British Prime Minister before me has always been a kneepad nympho for whatever it is the American President wants this week. If you don’t like it, fuck you. This is the only way that the world can ever be ordered.
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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I read this in my native celcius and recoiled; "THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH YOUR CAT, ITS BOTTOM IS ABOUT TO BOIL"
this is why I can never log off
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I love this. In that I hate this whole thing, but I love this version of the nonsense.
The Hard Times is a parody punk news website and it is consistently one of the funniest things on the Internet.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.

he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I'm still gone at people repeating that you can't put the AI genie back in the bottle.

It's not a genie, and yes, you can.

You're just repeating billionaire propaganda, where they're enriching themselves by automating theft. Let's put the billionaires back in the bottle, and chuck it into the sea.
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Chatted to my great uncle yesterday – a northern, working-class guy, not that political. I told him my job involved exposing Farage.

His first question was: “who funds him?”

Investigations into Farage’s donors can have a major impact on Reform’s support – as this research has already shown 👇
New research reveals the best attack lines to use against Reform
How to stop Farage...
writesbright.substack.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Yesterday @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social and I saw some techbro giving “30 pieces of advice for people under 30” over on Twitter and it was all grind culture bullshit. As adults of 38 and 43 respectively, we compiled 30 pieces of advice that people under 30 won’t have heard before:
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Proper lol at this
December 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A local farmer to me has had their Land Rover stolen yesterday afternoon around 1630 from Cedars Farm in Normanton on Soar, Loughborough.

Wouldn't it be lovely if the thieves were found as a result of sharing these images? Please share and notify the police if you see them
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's truly unbelievable that this will continue under the gaze of the world. The governments of so many large western nations will bow to Israel and soak up the post-war rhetoric about how bad Palestinians are and how hard it is to be Israeli. But they kill children and babies with US/UK weapons
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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every tech guy with an AI “girlfriend”
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Labour are scared of Zack. So they tar him with the farage brush!
Farage and Polanski have something in common. They are both wrong about Britain.

Thread & link at the end 🧵
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
And caravans
Not sure about the latest Trump Plaques

Donald Trump - winner of the Olympic 100 & 200m sprint, Decathlon, Long Jump, 1500 metres 1948-present

Played James Bond in all 25 movies

Mr Universe (current)

Invented The Jet Engine, Penicillin and Cheeseburger
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"The truth has bitten me in the ass..."
Carole Malone and GB News really don't want you to see this, so please share widely.

But I'm sure, just like the BBC panorama thing, this will be headline news for days and we'll all be calling for GB news to be shut down.... Right?
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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This is obscene.

That others in politics can’t or won’t say that this is obscene hits at the heart of the problems we face.

We are the 99.999%.

Tax the super rich.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Just seen this, love it, and from where else but Bromley, the spiritual home of English Punk! Well played people, well played.
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No goats were harmed
And it came to pass in those days, that he went out into a mountain to pray, and continued fucking all night in prayer to God.
-- Luke 6:12
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I want Jewish people to have holidays where they are not also mourning the massacre of Jews
December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM