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@fright.tomb.download
I watch too many movies, and also sometimes post my beginner-ass miniature painting progress. still COVID-cautious in 2026 | he/him
ftd_ftd on twitter, ftdftd on letterboxd (and most other places)
ftd_ftd on twitter, ftdftd on letterboxd (and most other places)
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Jon Snow:
I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Jon Snow:
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restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
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Jurassic Park(1993)
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Jurassic Park(1993)
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There are people that want to abolish economic class and there are people who dont. The people who do are what I consider to be the “left” regardless of the various ways they want to go about it. Everyone else defends the system of owners and workers and they are right wing reactionary freaks
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
There are people that want to abolish economic class and there are people who dont. The people who do are what I consider to be the “left” regardless of the various ways they want to go about it. Everyone else defends the system of owners and workers and they are right wing reactionary freaks
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can't remember who said it, but Thomas Harris's genius in creating Lecter--the smart serial killer--was to make you frightened of something that didn't exist.
Someone recently pointed out that people romanticize serial killers as brilliantly evil (Hannibal Lechter), when the reality is that they’re mostly evil idiots who kill opportunistically & WITHOUT reason. That lack of reasoning is precisely why they can be difficult to nail down, not cunning.
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
can't remember who said it, but Thomas Harris's genius in creating Lecter--the smart serial killer--was to make you frightened of something that didn't exist.
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Was starting to make a joke about how MST3K taught me that in times of hardship and deprivation no one can stop you from enjoying the homies' company and commenting on how stupid it all is, but that's actually just completely true
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Was starting to make a joke about how MST3K taught me that in times of hardship and deprivation no one can stop you from enjoying the homies' company and commenting on how stupid it all is, but that's actually just completely true
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I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Need a @lairdbarron.bsky.social primer? Even if you don't, you can read about his work. @gemmafiles.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social @victorlavalle.bsky.social and me sing his praises in the piece as well.
the-line-up.com/laird-baron-...
the-line-up.com/laird-baron-...
Laird Barron's Cosmic Horror: Braving the Wilderness of Human Existence
Contemporaries of Bram Stoker-winning author Laird Barron comment on the grim and poignant stories scattered across the snowy wilderness of Alaska and beyond.
the-line-up.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Need a @lairdbarron.bsky.social primer? Even if you don't, you can read about his work. @gemmafiles.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social @victorlavalle.bsky.social and me sing his praises in the piece as well.
the-line-up.com/laird-baron-...
the-line-up.com/laird-baron-...
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"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
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anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
I Knowbi-Wan You Did Last Summer
January 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I Knowbi-Wan You Did Last Summer
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There is simply no way this book lives up to its title
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
There is simply no way this book lives up to its title
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small-government conservatism is when a guy in a mask who won't show you his badge shoots you through the window of your car while you're driving away from him
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
small-government conservatism is when a guy in a mask who won't show you his badge shoots you through the window of your car while you're driving away from him
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they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
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“i pray to jesus christ only”
okay bitch, then you’re literally not catholic lmao
okay bitch, then you’re literally not catholic lmao
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
“i pray to jesus christ only”
okay bitch, then you’re literally not catholic lmao
okay bitch, then you’re literally not catholic lmao
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Happy birthday to B-movie hero and all-round filmmaking genius, David DeCoteau.
Quite simply one of the best to ever do it — and, in no uncertain terms, among the biggest reasons why me and @snipsmovies.bsky.social do what we do at The Schlock Pit.
Quite simply one of the best to ever do it — and, in no uncertain terms, among the biggest reasons why me and @snipsmovies.bsky.social do what we do at The Schlock Pit.
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Happy birthday to B-movie hero and all-round filmmaking genius, David DeCoteau.
Quite simply one of the best to ever do it — and, in no uncertain terms, among the biggest reasons why me and @snipsmovies.bsky.social do what we do at The Schlock Pit.
Quite simply one of the best to ever do it — and, in no uncertain terms, among the biggest reasons why me and @snipsmovies.bsky.social do what we do at The Schlock Pit.
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toilet in opposite world that shits into your ass
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
toilet in opposite world that shits into your ass
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it’s all i’ve got
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