Snowphie ❄️
@fyimanners.bsky.social
Crying! In The Bathroom
Morris dancer, folk festival organiser/attendee, late-diagnosed autistic.
(she/her - cisfem)
Morris dancer, folk festival organiser/attendee, late-diagnosed autistic.
(she/her - cisfem)
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scrooge, from his windowsill: you there! boy! get fucked!
July 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
scrooge, from his windowsill: you there! boy! get fucked!
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Give a man a bee, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to be, well now you've really done it. Look at him. He's contemplating things. He's experiencing futility.
November 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Give a man a bee, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to be, well now you've really done it. Look at him. He's contemplating things. He's experiencing futility.
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My new colleagues are Radio 2 listeners, but they turn it off while J Vine is on.
I think I'm going to be alright here.
I think I'm going to be alright here.
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My new colleagues are Radio 2 listeners, but they turn it off while J Vine is on.
I think I'm going to be alright here.
I think I'm going to be alright here.
Emailed the Payroll team and told them to be more clear in their communications, and to use this as a learning opportunity and feed back to staff.
Left off my initial closing statement of "Thanks for ruining Christmas, cunts."
Left off my initial closing statement of "Thanks for ruining Christmas, cunts."
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Emailed the Payroll team and told them to be more clear in their communications, and to use this as a learning opportunity and feed back to staff.
Left off my initial closing statement of "Thanks for ruining Christmas, cunts."
Left off my initial closing statement of "Thanks for ruining Christmas, cunts."
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they should have a separate color of the year for people who haven’t lost the will to live
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
they should have a separate color of the year for people who haven’t lost the will to live
Spending my last day working in the NHS fighting the urge to send the world's biggest shit-o-gram to Payroll and HR about how they've messed up and couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
I'm fine, it's fine, everything's fine
Isn't December jolly, ha ha ha ha
I'm fine, it's fine, everything's fine
Isn't December jolly, ha ha ha ha
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Spending my last day working in the NHS fighting the urge to send the world's biggest shit-o-gram to Payroll and HR about how they've messed up and couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
I'm fine, it's fine, everything's fine
Isn't December jolly, ha ha ha ha
I'm fine, it's fine, everything's fine
Isn't December jolly, ha ha ha ha
Behold, the greatest Christmas jumper I have ever seen and owned.
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Behold, the greatest Christmas jumper I have ever seen and owned.
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Buying this combo deal so I can play music that everyone else hears but I do not
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Buying this combo deal so I can play music that everyone else hears but I do not
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Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis
The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.
Reminding myself how to work the eldritch machinations of DPNs.
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reminding myself how to work the eldritch machinations of DPNs.
Talk about a bleak midwinter.
And now, Christmas Day 2025 on BBC One:
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Talk about a bleak midwinter.
How do I make a badge or patch like this? I *desperately* want my rainbow L&Y backpack to be a sac magique.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
How do I make a badge or patch like this? I *desperately* want my rainbow L&Y backpack to be a sac magique.
New favourite version.
You Scumbag, You Maggot
Just Plain, Simple, Garak
Just Plain, Simple, Garak
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
New favourite version.
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I called my fists Your and Party as they are poorly coordinated
I named my fists Genghis and Ögedei because they Khan cause massive devastation
I named my fists Marks and Spencer because they're popular with middle aged women.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I called my fists Your and Party as they are poorly coordinated
Gods, I love these.
2025 advent calendar. Day one.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Gods, I love these.
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Away in a manger,
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Away in a manger,
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
the French for 'to eat',
a oisseau's a birdy,
and pieds is your feet.
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I named my fists Barker and Corbett because it'll be goodnight from me, and then it'll be goodnight from me
I named my fists Genghis and Ögedei because they Khan cause massive devastation
I named my fists Marks and Spencer because they're popular with middle aged women.
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I named my fists Barker and Corbett because it'll be goodnight from me, and then it'll be goodnight from me
Oh! Oh! I have this to do 😍
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh! Oh! I have this to do 😍
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Happy 1st of December! ❄
The Mari Lwyd is coming... 🐴
The Mari Lwyd is coming... 🐴
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Happy 1st of December! ❄
The Mari Lwyd is coming... 🐴
The Mari Lwyd is coming... 🐴
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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Rozencrantz & Guildernstern & Tom Stoppard Are Dead
Rest in peace to a postmodern genius.
Rest in peace to a postmodern genius.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Rozencrantz & Guildernstern & Tom Stoppard Are Dead
Rest in peace to a postmodern genius.
Rest in peace to a postmodern genius.
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maybe next time
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
maybe next time
Icicle has become hat. He is doing what he probably thinks is healing purrs.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Icicle has become hat. He is doing what he probably thinks is healing purrs.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
Fox
Roe deer
Weasel
Adder
Frog
Fox
Roe deer
Weasel
Adder
Frog
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
Kestrel
Hedgie
Fox
Slow Worm (looks like a snake – is neither a worm nor a snake)
Badger
Kestrel
Hedgie
Fox
Slow Worm (looks like a snake – is neither a worm nor a snake)
Badger
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
Bear
Highland coo
Muntjac
Sparrowhawk
Snake
Bear
Highland coo
Muntjac
Sparrowhawk
Snake
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
Fox
Roe deer
Weasel
Adder
Frog
Fox
Roe deer
Weasel
Adder
Frog