Mac
@g0blin-m0m.bsky.social
First things first…..
Sorry boss.
Unfiltered. Unhinged sometimes. I only made this so I could skeet on the internet.
Sorry boss.
Unfiltered. Unhinged sometimes. I only made this so I could skeet on the internet.
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Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, the US should consider becoming an 11th province.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
December 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, the US should consider becoming an 11th province.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.
I haven’t skeeted in a while. I think it’s time.
How is everyone today? I got little Debbie Christmas tree cakes so my day is going swimmingly.
How is everyone today? I got little Debbie Christmas tree cakes so my day is going swimmingly.
December 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I haven’t skeeted in a while. I think it’s time.
How is everyone today? I got little Debbie Christmas tree cakes so my day is going swimmingly.
How is everyone today? I got little Debbie Christmas tree cakes so my day is going swimmingly.
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*catches a donut in my mouth like a bear catches a salmon*
December 3, 2024 at 11:59 AM
*catches a donut in my mouth like a bear catches a salmon*
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Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
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How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
No one prepared me for the physical withdrawal side effects of discontinuing Lexapro. This is not very cash money at all. Skeet skeet muthafucka
December 1, 2024 at 3:56 PM
No one prepared me for the physical withdrawal side effects of discontinuing Lexapro. This is not very cash money at all. Skeet skeet muthafucka
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Those high heel footprints in snow outside your window was my attempt at flirting with you
November 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Those high heel footprints in snow outside your window was my attempt at flirting with you
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if everything has a purpose, where's the fun in that
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
if everything has a purpose, where's the fun in that
I don’t really fantasize about ending it all. Mainly I plan in my head how I could secretly get a new place change jobs change my number delete all forms of social media and maybe change my name. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Skeet skeet muthafuckkkaaaa.
November 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I don’t really fantasize about ending it all. Mainly I plan in my head how I could secretly get a new place change jobs change my number delete all forms of social media and maybe change my name. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Skeet skeet muthafuckkkaaaa.
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*puts on pickle sweatshirt*
alright let's fucking do this thing
alright let's fucking do this thing
November 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
*puts on pickle sweatshirt*
alright let's fucking do this thing
alright let's fucking do this thing
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be the reason they know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist
November 27, 2024 at 4:07 AM
be the reason they know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist
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What's the meaning of life? What is our purpose? We are post-meaning at this point. The only meaningful measure of happiness remaining is the price of Doritos at Walmart.
November 27, 2024 at 1:19 PM
What's the meaning of life? What is our purpose? We are post-meaning at this point. The only meaningful measure of happiness remaining is the price of Doritos at Walmart.
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I’m not mad or disappointed but a special third thing (disassociated)
November 27, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I’m not mad or disappointed but a special third thing (disassociated)
Saw this in insta and it really struck a chord in my heartstrings today
November 27, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Saw this in insta and it really struck a chord in my heartstrings today
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if i were lost at sea at night i would just keep hitting the vape so rescue boats could see the blinking light
November 27, 2024 at 1:44 AM
if i were lost at sea at night i would just keep hitting the vape so rescue boats could see the blinking light
Repeats affirmation: you are not the fuckface whisperer
November 27, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Repeats affirmation: you are not the fuckface whisperer
My only reason for joining this platform is because the posts are referred to as skeets.
Now we all skeet skeet muthafuckkaaaaa
Now we all skeet skeet muthafuckkaaaaa
a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and sunglasses .
ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and sunglasses .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
My only reason for joining this platform is because the posts are referred to as skeets.
Now we all skeet skeet muthafuckkaaaaa
Now we all skeet skeet muthafuckkaaaaa
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i crushed a man in reno just to use my thighs
November 26, 2024 at 11:16 PM
i crushed a man in reno just to use my thighs
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SANTA: [laughs]
SANTA’S BELLY: [shakes like a bowl full of jelly]
ALL THE BOYS: [mysteriously drawn to Santa’s yard]
SANTA’S BELLY: [shakes like a bowl full of jelly]
ALL THE BOYS: [mysteriously drawn to Santa’s yard]
November 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
SANTA: [laughs]
SANTA’S BELLY: [shakes like a bowl full of jelly]
ALL THE BOYS: [mysteriously drawn to Santa’s yard]
SANTA’S BELLY: [shakes like a bowl full of jelly]
ALL THE BOYS: [mysteriously drawn to Santa’s yard]
Mood af rn. 🙃🤨
Sure I’ll play along but I don’t believe a fucking word you say
November 26, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Mood af rn. 🙃🤨
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My coworker just told me Kurt Cobain was in her class but she wasn’t friends with him because he was a druggie. Maybe he was a druggie because you weren’t friends with him, Amy
November 26, 2024 at 6:52 PM
My coworker just told me Kurt Cobain was in her class but she wasn’t friends with him because he was a druggie. Maybe he was a druggie because you weren’t friends with him, Amy
😂😂😂 js
It's a shame that diss tracks never crossed over to alternative rock. I would've loved to hear billy corgan yowling about his petty grievances toward our lady peace or whatever
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
😂😂😂 js
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Most of the time I feel like Luke Skywalker in the trash compactor with the walls closing in but Han, Leia and Chewy are like, "Darth Vader actually has some good points if you listen to him" and C3PO and R2D2 aren't answering because they're vaping and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast about crypto.
November 26, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Most of the time I feel like Luke Skywalker in the trash compactor with the walls closing in but Han, Leia and Chewy are like, "Darth Vader actually has some good points if you listen to him" and C3PO and R2D2 aren't answering because they're vaping and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast about crypto.