Gabrielle
@gabbklein.myatproto.social
Mom, word nerd, ADHD, she/her. These are a few of my favorite things: curiosity, creativity, nourishment, beauty, and humor.
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I only recently discovered Tom's threads. They're a delightful departure from the drudgery of daily politics. Always read them! And ALWAYS read the alt-text for the narratives!
THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I only recently discovered Tom's threads. They're a delightful departure from the drudgery of daily politics. Always read them! And ALWAYS read the alt-text for the narratives!
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bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
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ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ME: it’s boxing day
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
Qdoba
what are you calling it?
Qdoba
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
Qdoba
what are you calling it?
Qdoba
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Billionaires are always talking about moving somewhere else, the real news here is that newsom's throwing his weight behind opposing it, another sign he's not the guy
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Billionaires are always talking about moving somewhere else, the real news here is that newsom's throwing his weight behind opposing it, another sign he's not the guy
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Autism is a spectrum, not "one size fits all". New research suggests that 4 types of autism exist. Children may have genetic mutations that manifest at different times in their life.
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
New science points to 4 distinct types of autism
Scientists are redefining autism as a complex condition with multiple forms, challenging traditional notions.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Autism is a spectrum, not "one size fits all". New research suggests that 4 types of autism exist. Children may have genetic mutations that manifest at different times in their life.
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
There are many autisms.
RFK Jr. did not find the cause. And it's not vaccines or Tylenol.
🧪 archive.today/a67ZN
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I am just a humble physicist devising new modes of sandwich with corn fritters and leftover turkey, it’s not for me to say if this is “brilliant” or “unimaginably creative” or “the sort of orthogonal sandwich thinking that comes along once in a generation.” That is for the MacArthur folks to decide.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am just a humble physicist devising new modes of sandwich with corn fritters and leftover turkey, it’s not for me to say if this is “brilliant” or “unimaginably creative” or “the sort of orthogonal sandwich thinking that comes along once in a generation.” That is for the MacArthur folks to decide.
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[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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And if you do get in solely by benefitting from discrimination, you're going to find yourself a mediocrity amid mediocrities.
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And if you do get in solely by benefitting from discrimination, you're going to find yourself a mediocrity amid mediocrities.
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
That's why corporate America adopted DEI, after all: not because of woke, but because limiting your talent pool to legacy admissions is exceptionally stupid!
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Bit of a wild story. Hearing this second hand, but buckle up.
ICE attempted to pull a Kavanaugh stop last night (Christmas Eve), pulling over my mom’s boss (an LPR). He proved his immigration status, but they decided to go after the coworker he was with instead. It gets wilder from here… 1/
ICE attempted to pull a Kavanaugh stop last night (Christmas Eve), pulling over my mom’s boss (an LPR). He proved his immigration status, but they decided to go after the coworker he was with instead. It gets wilder from here… 1/
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The 4yo, watching the candles on our wind machine on Christmas Eve, staring peacefully and pensively:
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The 4yo, watching the candles on our wind machine on Christmas Eve, staring peacefully and pensively:
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
"I had a thought when I was a baby, but I didn't know how to talk so I couldn't share it. But I think I can share that feeling now."
Me: "Oh?"
4yo: "I felt... like I wanted to eat many cookies."
Make a bond movie casual
Quarter Casino With Cheese
Quarter Casino With Cheese
Make a bond movie casual
Leafraker
Leafraker
Make a Bond movie casual
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
Topaz Are Kind of Durable
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Make a bond movie casual
Quarter Casino With Cheese
Quarter Casino With Cheese
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you’d be amazed at the pedagogical power of being loudly wrong about many things if you actually listen to the harangues of your critics, though
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you’d be amazed at the pedagogical power of being loudly wrong about many things if you actually listen to the harangues of your critics, though
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I can't believe the Good billionaire turned out to be Bad! Now who will save us all?
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I can't believe the Good billionaire turned out to be Bad! Now who will save us all?
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Muchos años después, frente al bidet, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el bidet
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Muchos años después, frente al bidet, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el bidet
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The Polar Express (2004)
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Polar Express (2004)
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Merry Christmas!
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Merry Christmas!
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
The President of Peace just bombed Nigeria.
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“Because riders and passersby can be unreliable, Waymo pays workers in Los Angeles $20 or more for rescuing a robotaxi by closing a door, summoning help through an app called Honk that is like an Uber for towing companies.”
When robot taxis get stuck, a secret army of humans comes to the rescue
Waymo robotaxis get stranded when a passenger leaves the door open. Tow truck operators can get paid $22 to close a door and set them free again.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Because riders and passersby can be unreliable, Waymo pays workers in Los Angeles $20 or more for rescuing a robotaxi by closing a door, summoning help through an app called Honk that is like an Uber for towing companies.”
Christmas rainbow
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Christmas rainbow
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.