giflian
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I'm a firm believer that this liminal period between the holidays and New Year's is how we're supposed to live. It's peak existence.
May the word "efficiency" die in 2026 and all its horrible relatives "innovating" to solve the perceived problems of rest, joy, creativity, and humanity.
May the word "efficiency" die in 2026 and all its horrible relatives "innovating" to solve the perceived problems of rest, joy, creativity, and humanity.
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm a firm believer that this liminal period between the holidays and New Year's is how we're supposed to live. It's peak existence.
May the word "efficiency" die in 2026 and all its horrible relatives "innovating" to solve the perceived problems of rest, joy, creativity, and humanity.
May the word "efficiency" die in 2026 and all its horrible relatives "innovating" to solve the perceived problems of rest, joy, creativity, and humanity.
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“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry
“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry
SUDBURY, ON - Local girlfriend Ashlynn Timbers is currently monitoring her boyfriend as he watches the program she told him was the World Juniors Hockey Tournament, but is in fact the steamy gay roman...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“This is totally the World Juniors” says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry
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these are the voyages of the USS DickNacelles
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
these are the voyages of the USS DickNacelles
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shouldn’t the bikini top technically be inside the pouch
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
shouldn’t the bikini top technically be inside the pouch
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Not a single one of the big pro-Trump "Canadian MAGA" accounts is actually Canadian.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Not a single one of the big pro-Trump "Canadian MAGA" accounts is actually Canadian.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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in short:
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
in short:
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
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Me, flipping through my Bush Administration playing cards and crossing out the Ace of Skulls: "another down."
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me, flipping through my Bush Administration playing cards and crossing out the Ace of Skulls: "another down."
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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Real life county fair inspiration for said fancy chicken:
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Real life county fair inspiration for said fancy chicken:
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its so funny our current moment is like 10 big companies pretending theyre building agi while knowing they are not and none of the other guys are too, but if they admit it then the investor dollars stop. big game of fraud chicken
October 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
its so funny our current moment is like 10 big companies pretending theyre building agi while knowing they are not and none of the other guys are too, but if they admit it then the investor dollars stop. big game of fraud chicken
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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The RAPTCHA
Select all squares with
bicycles
to enter the kingdom of heaven
(credit @TheBreadmonkey, elsewhere)
Select all squares with
bicycles
to enter the kingdom of heaven
(credit @TheBreadmonkey, elsewhere)
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The RAPTCHA
Select all squares with
bicycles
to enter the kingdom of heaven
(credit @TheBreadmonkey, elsewhere)
Select all squares with
bicycles
to enter the kingdom of heaven
(credit @TheBreadmonkey, elsewhere)
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Behold my latest keyboard, the JuggleKeyboard!
Just click the letters as they're juggled, it's an easy* way to type.
* it's not easy
Just click the letters as they're juggled, it's an easy* way to type.
* it's not easy
September 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Behold my latest keyboard, the JuggleKeyboard!
Just click the letters as they're juggled, it's an easy* way to type.
* it's not easy
Just click the letters as they're juggled, it's an easy* way to type.
* it's not easy
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Does anyone have a link to this, or the prosecution's response?
Diddy dockets: Just now, Combs' lawyers filed reply for a new trial, incl "The Meaning of 'Prostitution' Has Changed Over Time" &"Combs Was Producing Amateur Porn" - Inner City Press story, with 30 page filing, coming next
September 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Does anyone have a link to this, or the prosecution's response?
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I took a quick look at the credits to see what "silksong was made by 3 devs with support from a few contractors" looks like in practice
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I took a quick look at the credits to see what "silksong was made by 3 devs with support from a few contractors" looks like in practice
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I liked it better when he was dead.
September 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I liked it better when he was dead.
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FYI this is my favorite sign I’ve ever seen
September 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
FYI this is my favorite sign I’ve ever seen
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Mark Carney celebrates Labour Day by ordering labourers back to work
Mark Carney celebrates Labour Day by ordering labourers back to work
"Now get back to work, you lazy bums!"
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September 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Mark Carney celebrates Labour Day by ordering labourers back to work
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Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
August 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
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Doing absolutely nothing for an hour, leaning back in my armchair, in my dressing gown.
Franz Kafka, 1912.
Franz Kafka, 1912.
August 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Doing absolutely nothing for an hour, leaning back in my armchair, in my dressing gown.
Franz Kafka, 1912.
Franz Kafka, 1912.
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Look, they just need to indict the sandwich instead. There's a whole bit about this.
August 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Look, they just need to indict the sandwich instead. There's a whole bit about this.