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@goodbabylizard.bsky.social
Entering my sexy taxidermied lizard era ✨
Graduated from Woke University of Basketweaving College for Dyed-Hair Bisexuals who Won’t Fuck Me
Graduated from Woke University of Basketweaving College for Dyed-Hair Bisexuals who Won’t Fuck Me
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Descartes gave us all the tools we need to survive in an era of misinformation. Simply begin with the understanding that you are real but everything else is fairly likely to be the cruel games of a demon sent to torment you specifically.
June 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Descartes gave us all the tools we need to survive in an era of misinformation. Simply begin with the understanding that you are real but everything else is fairly likely to be the cruel games of a demon sent to torment you specifically.
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Senator Murphy on the Trump grift and likely massive insider trading scandal that just took place
April 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senator Murphy on the Trump grift and likely massive insider trading scandal that just took place
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RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
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Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married?
Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.
Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...
Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.
Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...
April 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married?
Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.
Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...
Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.
Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...
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It turns out moving fast and breaking things results in a lot of broken things! Quickly! And not much else.
April 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It turns out moving fast and breaking things results in a lot of broken things! Quickly! And not much else.
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american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods
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Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening:
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening:
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”
She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
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We are going to be destroyed by the stupidest people on Earth.
March 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We are going to be destroyed by the stupidest people on Earth.
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White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
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This is an example of how nostalgia for the old days is simply nostalgia for when you were younger.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
March 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is an example of how nostalgia for the old days is simply nostalgia for when you were younger.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
The idea that America was a post-racial society in the 1970s/1980s only makes sense if you were literally a child at that time and couldn’t observe what any adult was experiencing.
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95% of america would have a compost heap if it were pushed as a way to pile up a bunch of shit in your yard (patriotic American activity) instead of a way to save the planet (sinister)
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
95% of america would have a compost heap if it were pushed as a way to pile up a bunch of shit in your yard (patriotic American activity) instead of a way to save the planet (sinister)
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
Absolutely. If we want people to be able to admit that they were conned (because they were), we need to meet them with empathy, not derision.
Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit
February 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Absolutely. If we want people to be able to admit that they were conned (because they were), we need to meet them with empathy, not derision.
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87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room
theonion.com/87-of-l...
theonion.com/87-of-l...
February 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room
theonion.com/87-of-l...
theonion.com/87-of-l...
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
They’ll also insist that it can be cured by ivermectin and coffee enemas.
looking forward to the many press conferences during the next pandemic where we’ll be forced to listen to someone who sounds like pennies in a garbage disposal and looks like fried chicken skin telling us how to stay healthy
February 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
They’ll also insist that it can be cured by ivermectin and coffee enemas.
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Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china
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a lot of white cis women better wake the hell up about the future of their careers under the Musk/Trump junta
It is WILD to me how many white cis straight women don't realize men don't think they deserve the jobs they have. I mean I've always been a software engineer so it's been very blatant lol
February 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
a lot of white cis women better wake the hell up about the future of their careers under the Musk/Trump junta