Gothicyogini
@gothicyogini.bsky.social
She knows the DJ’s real name
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Gothicyogini
@gothicyogini.bsky.social
· Jan 17
working w the girls in the lab on what the hottest type of person for 2024 will be, current frontrunner is "Girl Jason Mewes"
This was the epitome of Brat Summer so... accurate
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babe are you ok, the christmas lights you put up look like a cry for halp
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
babe are you ok, the christmas lights you put up look like a cry for halp
I just walked smack int a glass door with my forehead & couldn’t style it out.
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I just walked smack int a glass door with my forehead & couldn’t style it out.
My mileage spells BOOB.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My mileage spells BOOB.
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McDonald's Holiday Mint McFlurry (2012-2012): Vanilla soft serve blended with mint syrup, and topped with bright red and green peppermint candy pieces.
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
McDonald's Holiday Mint McFlurry (2012-2012): Vanilla soft serve blended with mint syrup, and topped with bright red and green peppermint candy pieces.
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I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
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I want to blow dry my hair, so a head height mirror next to an outlet would seems ideal to me but unfortunately this room believes mirrors are mostly used to admire and or critique one's own toilet posture
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I want to blow dry my hair, so a head height mirror next to an outlet would seems ideal to me but unfortunately this room believes mirrors are mostly used to admire and or critique one's own toilet posture
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This is just to say
The bones
Of santa
Are leaking
In his grave
And which
You were probably
Saving
In a jar
Forgive me
But what the
Fuck
No
The bones
Of santa
Are leaking
In his grave
And which
You were probably
Saving
In a jar
Forgive me
But what the
Fuck
No
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
This is just to say
The bones
Of santa
Are leaking
In his grave
And which
You were probably
Saving
In a jar
Forgive me
But what the
Fuck
No
The bones
Of santa
Are leaking
In his grave
And which
You were probably
Saving
In a jar
Forgive me
But what the
Fuck
No
If someone told you they’d only go to the doctor if you gave them £20k why would you do it? Like, in what world does any of this benefit or affect you? #Eastenders
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If someone told you they’d only go to the doctor if you gave them £20k why would you do it? Like, in what world does any of this benefit or affect you? #Eastenders
Get rid of your dog & burn it to the ground. Start again. But no dog.
These are some of the most common reasons your home may be smelly, and how to fix them.
So, Your House Is Stinky. Here’s How to Fix It.
Whether you’re nose-blind to your home or you’ve caught a whiff of something offensive,<strong> </strong>the most common odor culprits are usually a pretty easy fix.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Get rid of your dog & burn it to the ground. Start again. But no dog.
Jesus Christ this leopard will eat your face. The only caracal you should have in your home is the 2015 album by Disclosure
just watched a few dozen videos from the TikTok account of the people who own a caracal cat which very clearly should not be a pet and wants to kill them (every video is like this)
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Jesus Christ this leopard will eat your face. The only caracal you should have in your home is the 2015 album by Disclosure
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"O God!" he cried, "O God... no... 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle-doves, the partridge... the pear tree... y-you ate them all... this has to stop!"
"More, my true love," she said, rising from the ichor pool, "More."
"More, my true love," she said, rising from the ichor pool, "More."
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"O God!" he cried, "O God... no... 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle-doves, the partridge... the pear tree... y-you ate them all... this has to stop!"
"More, my true love," she said, rising from the ichor pool, "More."
"More, my true love," she said, rising from the ichor pool, "More."
I rated Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) 6/10 // I fell asleep for half an hour during this so I went back to see it again cos I needed closure &… it was not good. www.imdb.com/title/tt3027...
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) ⭐ 5.8 | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
1h 44m | PG-13
www.imdb.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I rated Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) 6/10 // I fell asleep for half an hour during this so I went back to see it again cos I needed closure &… it was not good. www.imdb.com/title/tt3027...
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If you’re great at what you do, please be unapologetic as fuck. These mid motherfuckers walking around with their chests poked out.
Why shouldn’t you?
Why shouldn’t you?
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If you’re great at what you do, please be unapologetic as fuck. These mid motherfuckers walking around with their chests poked out.
Why shouldn’t you?
Why shouldn’t you?
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Okay, cheese grater cowbell… You’ve got a side for slicing cheese, one for thick grating, and another for thin grating—no notes there—you’re killing it. But then that last side’s just to draw blood? Oh, it’s for “zesting citrus”? That’s not cheese. Does it at least work? No. Can I clean it? Also no.
December 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Okay, cheese grater cowbell… You’ve got a side for slicing cheese, one for thick grating, and another for thin grating—no notes there—you’re killing it. But then that last side’s just to draw blood? Oh, it’s for “zesting citrus”? That’s not cheese. Does it at least work? No. Can I clean it? Also no.
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(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
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i'm at the hospital nursery writing down the babies that i do not care for
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i'm at the hospital nursery writing down the babies that i do not care for
£18 for a hair clip? Are you having a laugh?
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
£18 for a hair clip? Are you having a laugh?
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Today's Tarot Card: You were supposed to take one red or one blue pill, not a handful of both.
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today's Tarot Card: You were supposed to take one red or one blue pill, not a handful of both.
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I see you up doing villain shit.
August 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I see you up doing villain shit.
Failed to do this last night. Am paying the price.
Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Failed to do this last night. Am paying the price.
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A new service where someone reviews & deletes all the totally unnecessary photos you've taken and will probably never look at again.
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A new service where someone reviews & deletes all the totally unnecessary photos you've taken and will probably never look at again.
I’m at Fatboy Slim in my bikini & hotpants & an old bald man just had the audacity to talk to me: “good aren’t they?” He said, of the warm-up DJ.
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m at Fatboy Slim in my bikini & hotpants & an old bald man just had the audacity to talk to me: “good aren’t they?” He said, of the warm-up DJ.
Skunk kidney?
A Michigan man died of rabies after getting a kidney transplant from another man who died of the virus, only the fourth instance in nearly 50 years in which an organ donor passed the virus to a recipient, federal officials said.
Kidney Recipient Dies After Transplant From Organ Donor Who Had Rabies
Only four donors have transmitted rabies to organ transplant recipients since 1978, according to federal officials.
nyti.ms
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Skunk kidney?
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cherry pie with french fries girl dinner
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
cherry pie with french fries girl dinner
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hobbies include: disassociating
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hobbies include: disassociating