Gregalor
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Gregalor
@gregalor.bsky.social
There’s a Stephen King short story that’s only appeared in two places: the 1985 limited edition of Skeleton Crew and… this.

I can always count on you, @lapubliclibrary.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Every four years the US is forced to choose between a fascist and a conservative while the newspapers claim politics has gone too far to the left
January 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I was wearing roller blades, my brother was towing me on his bicycle. We were using bungee cords instead of rope. The hook attached to the bike came undone and about 15 feet of taut bungee whipped toward me and smacked me right in the balls
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER

And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER.

This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Surely there’s an emulator that gives you two distinct windows…
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Trying not to think how many years there are till I’m the age Ian McKellen was in LOTR wtfff
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Fortunately they both look the same as they did 25 years ago
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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magical
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Absolutely blows my mind that Americans have this attitude to work / life. That they put up with hardly any annual leave, being in massive debt for health and education, no paid maternity leave. Greatest land in the World though... for employers.
A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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*looks at comic collection*
*looks at music collection*
*looks at movie collection*

Hrm...gonna have to narrow that description down a bit.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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The Corporation for Public Broadcasting was dissolved Monday by its board of directors, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Have been getting a lot more use out of the “only followers can respond” interaction setting when something gets steam. Disagree with me? You’re gonna have to subscribe to a seven day free trial of Chris+.
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
One of Marian’s first favorite songs was Psycho Killer so today we’re watching:
January 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This is what they used to give you if you won the Bake Off, it’s like an MST3K prop
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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No matter how good of a writer you are, you will never be as powerful as a Dragon Quest localizer.
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I’m always getting Seth Rogen and Joe Rogan mixed up so I was really shocked when I heard about the new Muppet show
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I’m perpetually two years behind on my podcasts which means currently everyone is still curious about AI and still using it for lolz
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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America doesn’t feel like the Great Satan any more. Kinda a Mediocre Satan. At best it’s a Satan With Some Good Stuff In It.
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM