Greg Schueller
@gregschueller.bsky.social
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.
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Ozzy!
Happy 4th birthday to Ozzy! 🎉
Our prehensile-tailed porcupine celebrated with a special cake this weekend. It was made with items from his normal diet and topped with yams, peppers, spinach, peanut butter, and popcorn.
Our prehensile-tailed porcupine celebrated with a special cake this weekend. It was made with items from his normal diet and topped with yams, peppers, spinach, peanut butter, and popcorn.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ozzy!
I just left a voicemail. I'm sure it was rambly, but hopefully it conveyed my thoughts.
I just left Tammy Baldwin a voicemail telling her not to cave to the GOP and you should too
(be professional, not like how I post)
202-224-5653
(be professional, not like how I post)
202-224-5653
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I just left a voicemail. I'm sure it was rambly, but hopefully it conveyed my thoughts.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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This is my all time favorite video ever. I'm not usually a fan of the whole laughing in the middle of your post but that's exactly what made this clip so good. You can't not lose your shit watching it
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is my all time favorite video ever. I'm not usually a fan of the whole laughing in the middle of your post but that's exactly what made this clip so good. You can't not lose your shit watching it
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I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.
The fact that this beagle "farm" is in Wisconsin makes my blood boil.
Some really big news dropped in animal rights world last week that was made possible only by extremely competent activism—a top breeder of dogs for lab experimentation will shut down. So I wrote about it and what it means and says about science, etc.
gift link: www.vox.com/future-perfe...
gift link: www.vox.com/future-perfe...
The secretive dog experimentation industry is crumbling
The US experiments on tens of thousands of beagles. After a shocking case, will it come to an end?
www.vox.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The fact that this beagle "farm" is in Wisconsin makes my blood boil.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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![two frames:
- first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?"
- second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vc7f4oafdgxsihk4cry2xpze/bafkreig5uzy6ezdmsey5ykembgorvrvib52jmdtskvbwgkv3vuccpks534@jpeg)
This game has everything. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This game has everything. #worldseries
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Nine years later, they're still here. #MLB #WorldSeries
The MLB in-game interviews must be stopped
The MLB postseason homers continue to be interrupted by in-game interviews.
bit.ly
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Nine years later, they're still here. #MLB #WorldSeries
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Cool, millions of people are about to lose their food access next week
Breaking News: Nvidia, the A.I. chip maker, became the first publicly traded company to be valued at $5 trillion. The company has become a linchpin in the Trump administration’s trade negotiations in Asia.
Nvidia Is Now Worth $5 Trillion as It Consolidates Power in A.I. Boom
The A.I. chip maker has become a linchpin in the Trump administration’s trade negotiations in Asia.
nyti.ms
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Cool, millions of people are about to lose their food access next week
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates
check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out
check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November
www.theguardian.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates
check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out
check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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This is the most correct take. We were paying $65 for Killer Instinct SNES cart in the 90s! Most PS1 games were $50 in 1995! 30 fucking years ago!
Games are much cheaper now and devs are ground into dust on impossible release schedules.
Games are much cheaper now and devs are ground into dust on impossible release schedules.
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the most correct take. We were paying $65 for Killer Instinct SNES cart in the 90s! Most PS1 games were $50 in 1995! 30 fucking years ago!
Games are much cheaper now and devs are ground into dust on impossible release schedules.
Games are much cheaper now and devs are ground into dust on impossible release schedules.
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I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
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letter to the editor & reply, video games player, magazine (1983) archive.org/details/vide...
May 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
letter to the editor & reply, video games player, magazine (1983) archive.org/details/vide...
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Thank you for calling 555-COME-ON-NOW. We are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes, please stay on the line and the next available operator will assist you
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Thank you for calling 555-COME-ON-NOW. We are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes, please stay on the line and the next available operator will assist you
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“Buck naked” is unclothed.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Buck naked” is unclothed.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
“Butt naked” is unclothed and up to something.
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It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.