Southern Djentleman
@hamsolo.bsky.social
Not southern like you're thinking (unless you like southerners)
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It's a real shame this app doesn't have drafts
Maybe we just started wanting to die?
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Maybe we just started wanting to die?
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Vaping: you are sucking on a USB stick
Zyn: you have crippling online gambling debt
Smoking: an honest engagement of the death drive
Zyn: you have crippling online gambling debt
Smoking: an honest engagement of the death drive
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Vaping: you are sucking on a USB stick
Zyn: you have crippling online gambling debt
Smoking: an honest engagement of the death drive
Zyn: you have crippling online gambling debt
Smoking: an honest engagement of the death drive
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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Help this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I can’t stop watching Kyrie Irving vs the robot 😭😭😭
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Help this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I can’t stop watching Kyrie Irving vs the robot 😭😭😭
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calvin and hobbes rules and has always ruled because it's not ubiquitous. no toy tie-ins, no cartoons, no official t-shirts or whatever. it relied on the books alone to stay popular and that makes it special. leave bill watterson alone
This headline starts unremarkably, and ends with me seeing red. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Roy Lee Grossed $9B From Movies Like ‘Weapons’ and ‘Minecraft’ But What He Really Wants to Do Is Make ‘Calvin & Hobbes’
In a rare interview, THR’s Producer of the Year, whose 11 credits in 2025 also include ‘The Long Walk’ and ‘How to Train Your Dragon,’ explains why studios should give fewer notes and how a psychic dr...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
calvin and hobbes rules and has always ruled because it's not ubiquitous. no toy tie-ins, no cartoons, no official t-shirts or whatever. it relied on the books alone to stay popular and that makes it special. leave bill watterson alone
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Trent Reznor used to write love songs about needle drugs and now he does the score for Pixar movies, I repeat to myself as I type up a request for an ergonomic keyboard
December 11, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Trent Reznor used to write love songs about needle drugs and now he does the score for Pixar movies, I repeat to myself as I type up a request for an ergonomic keyboard
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Vincent Chong, cover art for the Polish version of Wizard and Glass, 1997/2000’s
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Vincent Chong, cover art for the Polish version of Wizard and Glass, 1997/2000’s
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
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Actual sex in a bathtub usually features way more discussion about how small this particular tub is than they ever show in movies
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Actual sex in a bathtub usually features way more discussion about how small this particular tub is than they ever show in movies
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Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.
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Fair Contract Now for ProPublica Guild
We, the workers of ProPublica, provide our readers with deeply researched, unbiased news that holds power to account. This work is more important now than ever, but our staff can’t properly contribute...
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December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar
Hermit Peak.
You may have heard of the Hermit Peak/Calf Canyon wildfire (2022), the largest wildfire in NM history (344,000 acres). The trees in this photo were burned up to halfway or three-quarters of the way up. 1/
#Photography #NewMexico #NMTrue #Geology
Hermit Peak.
You may have heard of the Hermit Peak/Calf Canyon wildfire (2022), the largest wildfire in NM history (344,000 acres). The trees in this photo were burned up to halfway or three-quarters of the way up. 1/
#Photography #NewMexico #NMTrue #Geology
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
#ArtAdventCalendar
Hermit Peak.
You may have heard of the Hermit Peak/Calf Canyon wildfire (2022), the largest wildfire in NM history (344,000 acres). The trees in this photo were burned up to halfway or three-quarters of the way up. 1/
#Photography #NewMexico #NMTrue #Geology
Hermit Peak.
You may have heard of the Hermit Peak/Calf Canyon wildfire (2022), the largest wildfire in NM history (344,000 acres). The trees in this photo were burned up to halfway or three-quarters of the way up. 1/
#Photography #NewMexico #NMTrue #Geology
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Testifying now:
Judge Dugan's clerk of court Alan Freed
Surveillance footage shows him saying something to a federal agent in the hallway.
Asked what he said, Freed replies: "I called him a fascist."
Judge Dugan's clerk of court Alan Freed
Surveillance footage shows him saying something to a federal agent in the hallway.
Asked what he said, Freed replies: "I called him a fascist."
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Testifying now:
Judge Dugan's clerk of court Alan Freed
Surveillance footage shows him saying something to a federal agent in the hallway.
Asked what he said, Freed replies: "I called him a fascist."
Judge Dugan's clerk of court Alan Freed
Surveillance footage shows him saying something to a federal agent in the hallway.
Asked what he said, Freed replies: "I called him a fascist."
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Social anxiety is so sexy. Yes, baby, let’s leave early.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Social anxiety is so sexy. Yes, baby, let’s leave early.
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I have never found that those blue toilet tabs actually help clean a toilet but they do turn the water very blue, meaning I feel like I have a “space toilet” and they are well worth the purchase
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I have never found that those blue toilet tabs actually help clean a toilet but they do turn the water very blue, meaning I feel like I have a “space toilet” and they are well worth the purchase
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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i would never ask a woman how many men she's killed
none of my business really
none of my business really
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i would never ask a woman how many men she's killed
none of my business really
none of my business really
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Man that Curious George just never faces consequences for his actions does he
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Man that Curious George just never faces consequences for his actions does he
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“Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?”
RIP Rob Reiner, and thanks for all you left behind. You’ll be missed!
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?”
RIP Rob Reiner, and thanks for all you left behind. You’ll be missed!
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?”
RIP Rob Reiner, and thanks for all you left behind. You’ll be missed!
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?”
RIP Rob Reiner, and thanks for all you left behind. You’ll be missed!
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some of the best people in the world on this app
some of the worst people in the world on this app
i am forced to conclude that people just be on this app
some of the worst people in the world on this app
i am forced to conclude that people just be on this app
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
some of the best people in the world on this app
some of the worst people in the world on this app
i am forced to conclude that people just be on this app
some of the worst people in the world on this app
i am forced to conclude that people just be on this app