HanDandler
@handandler.bsky.social
big liker of TTRPGs & movies & sci-fi & dogs
big disliker of fascists
big disliker of fascists
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HanDandler
@handandler.bsky.social
· Aug 7
"These kinds of people never manage to win the way they think they will in the long run, because they suck at shit."
- Valuable and important thing to remember, from @iwriteok.bsky.social on this week's Behind the Bastards
- Valuable and important thing to remember, from @iwriteok.bsky.social on this week's Behind the Bastards
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Since I don’t want to steal credit from my friend Charlie Pellett, I do want to point out that he is the one that says “Stand clear of the closing doors, please.” I’m the voice that you were hear in the numbered line stations telling you how long before your train arrives.
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Since I don’t want to steal credit from my friend Charlie Pellett, I do want to point out that he is the one that says “Stand clear of the closing doors, please.” I’m the voice that you were hear in the numbered line stations telling you how long before your train arrives.
I'm going to go insane because of Harry Enten's stupid fucking polling calisthenics
Enten: "Trump's net approval rating is at -15 -- the lowest it has been during his entire second term... the Democratic lead on the generic ballot has widened. Trump's political position has worsened. I don't think how you can look at both and conclude anything other than that Dems won the shutdown"
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm going to go insane because of Harry Enten's stupid fucking polling calisthenics
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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There's a WHOLE lot of incredibly questionable takes in this list, but including fucking standup specials alongside feature films -- even if they're great -- might be the most questionable of all
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
There's a WHOLE lot of incredibly questionable takes in this list, but including fucking standup specials alongside feature films -- even if they're great -- might be the most questionable of all
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the interesting bit here is where you break the tiers down - imo it looks something like this
tier 1:
ESB
ANH
RotJ
Rogue One
tier 2:
TLJ
tier 3:
RotS
TFA
tier 4:
Solo
Phantom Menace
tier 99:
AotC
crime against all that is good and right in the world:
RoS
tier 1:
ESB
ANH
RotJ
Rogue One
tier 2:
TLJ
tier 3:
RotS
TFA
tier 4:
Solo
Phantom Menace
tier 99:
AotC
crime against all that is good and right in the world:
RoS
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the interesting bit here is where you break the tiers down - imo it looks something like this
tier 1:
ESB
ANH
RotJ
Rogue One
tier 2:
TLJ
tier 3:
RotS
TFA
tier 4:
Solo
Phantom Menace
tier 99:
AotC
crime against all that is good and right in the world:
RoS
tier 1:
ESB
ANH
RotJ
Rogue One
tier 2:
TLJ
tier 3:
RotS
TFA
tier 4:
Solo
Phantom Menace
tier 99:
AotC
crime against all that is good and right in the world:
RoS
Going from listening to the latest 3D6 Down The Line episodes to catching up on the Cool Zone Media crew's "Dawn of the Frogs" adventure is some real whiplash in terms of TTRPG playstyle lol
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Going from listening to the latest 3D6 Down The Line episodes to catching up on the Cool Zone Media crew's "Dawn of the Frogs" adventure is some real whiplash in terms of TTRPG playstyle lol
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"My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world."
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world."
If you join after 2023, do you start at 38 or do you just catch up with everyone else
We were. In 2023
I thought we were 38
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If you join after 2023, do you start at 38 or do you just catch up with everyone else
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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Getting caught up on overnight discourse.
![Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreibu74cw5hkoh2ca4ipxvlxncj5tukytoh5zj6gzo7u5gjsa4plz7q@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Getting caught up on overnight discourse.
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THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
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While said soldier is allied with the country's most prominent open Nazi.
Who just destroyed Heritage Foundation.
While the Christian right falls apart over internal child abuse scandals.
As the Catholics denounce Trump.
And oh also QAnon is done, because Epstein files.
Who just destroyed Heritage Foundation.
While the Christian right falls apart over internal child abuse scandals.
As the Catholics denounce Trump.
And oh also QAnon is done, because Epstein files.
“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
no, it’s fucking terrible for trump, lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
While said soldier is allied with the country's most prominent open Nazi.
Who just destroyed Heritage Foundation.
While the Christian right falls apart over internal child abuse scandals.
As the Catholics denounce Trump.
And oh also QAnon is done, because Epstein files.
Who just destroyed Heritage Foundation.
While the Christian right falls apart over internal child abuse scandals.
As the Catholics denounce Trump.
And oh also QAnon is done, because Epstein files.
Just got my tracking info for my Dolmenwood books, at long last
Looking like these things are going to get here basically *right* before we move 1200 miles away, so luckily I won't have to pay to have them reshipped
Looking like these things are going to get here basically *right* before we move 1200 miles away, so luckily I won't have to pay to have them reshipped
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just got my tracking info for my Dolmenwood books, at long last
Looking like these things are going to get here basically *right* before we move 1200 miles away, so luckily I won't have to pay to have them reshipped
Looking like these things are going to get here basically *right* before we move 1200 miles away, so luckily I won't have to pay to have them reshipped
How is Harry Enten getting even worse at this
What are these doofy-ass acrobatics, jfc
What are these doofy-ass acrobatics, jfc
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
How is Harry Enten getting even worse at this
What are these doofy-ass acrobatics, jfc
What are these doofy-ass acrobatics, jfc
Idk why y'all are making fun of this boy having a nice meal before his community choir recital
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Idk why y'all are making fun of this boy having a nice meal before his community choir recital
So many sweaty Nixon viewings of Patton, just... lost in time, like tears in rain
This would have been a great idea, but the White House theater was located in the East Wing…and alas, it’s gone.
The White House needs to screen the new film Nuremberg for Donald.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
So many sweaty Nixon viewings of Patton, just... lost in time, like tears in rain
Am I a nasty freak because I would actually kind of want to see that play out
Lindsey Halligan is on the case
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Am I a nasty freak because I would actually kind of want to see that play out
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It's not their vaccinated parents. It's the young kids who they're murdering.
And they should be charged with it when what we know is coming comes.
And they should be charged with it when what we know is coming comes.
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's not their vaccinated parents. It's the young kids who they're murdering.
And they should be charged with it when what we know is coming comes.
And they should be charged with it when what we know is coming comes.
