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Hari 🫀🧿
@harihalvorson.bsky.social
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writer, artist, archaeology enthusiast, tattoo artist
📍mpls; 🇧🇻🇺🇲, 22
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November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
ough fuck 🇺🇲 fr
November 15, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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L - Lo and
B - Behold,
G - Caesar hath returned
T - To Rome
April 8, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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Happy dead witch day to all who celebrate! This bitch has been roasting for 11 years today 🍾
April 8, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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essential eggclipse viewing tips!

- do not stare at the sky egg without the proper unguents
- sky egg will begin hatching when it is at its zenith
- when the shadowbird wriggles free from the skyhole, start the chanting
- if you're in the zone of totality there is no escape
- have fun out there
April 8, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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There won't be peace until Mondays mean the same for me and for a millionaire.
No habrá paz mientras los lunes no signifiquen lo mismo para mí que para un millonario.
April 8, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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April 8, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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christian bf: honey will you come to church with me on easter

calvinist gf: no, i'm telling you, calvin and hobbes were *real people*, bill waterson was a prophet,

the demonlord Gragnar who lives under my bed: Gragnar
April 8, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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no one in their right mind would possibly design a system in which it is theoretically possible to lose the popular vote 4-1 and still win the presidency. it's a stupid anachronism
The original electoral college didn't survive contact with reality or the beginning of political parties. Everything since 1804 has been a matter of jerry-rigging one piecemeal partial reform onto another for an institution whose purpose had disappeared.
April 3, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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April 3, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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buddy you wouldn't last a day in my subconscious. i woke up this morning with a jazz song in my head that doesn't exist
March 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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scooting around in my motorized lettuce
March 26, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Men are often very taken aback when you reveal that you actually take violence against women and vulnerable people very seriously. They’re like oh sorry! I thought you were like me and found it all kind of funny and unimportant
March 26, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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writers should get together and have fancy blank notebook swaps where we can refresh/shuffle up our fancy blank notebook supply without spending any more money on yet more fancy blank notebooks
March 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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March 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Why do the billionaires who are obsessed with building space rockets never fund stuff like this
Chandra, the space-based observatory that brings us incredible x-ray images of the most extreme environments in the cosmos, is at risk of cancellation. It’ll be a huge loss to astronomy if the mission ends prematurely for budget reasons. Go to www.savechandra.org to find out how to help #SaveChandra
March 26, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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It me.
March 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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March 26, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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finally
March 20, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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every now and then my brain rediscovers music like bears discovering fire or prometheus' eagle discovering liver & for the duration I'm stuck wondering why I haven't been listening to music constantly every moment of my life
March 19, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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March 20, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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if you live in the mpls/stp area, the sunset absolutely fucks right now
March 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM