Hilary 💀 BisenEEKs
@hbbisenieks.bsky.social
archer, podcaster, author, sysadmin, command-line loving vine-lamenter, transfemme wife-guy, genderqueer bricky babe, queer as fuck
not here much
host of www.trunkcast.com
she/they/it
not here much
host of www.trunkcast.com
she/they/it
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I went to verify this and not only is it true, torching tumblr is basically his only notable career achievement
![Career
Early positions
D'Onofrio served as the chief financial officer of the Skip Barber Racing School and MLB Advanced Media. While pursuing his Master of Business Administration in 2010, he became the chief financial officer of Zagat.[1] D'Onofrio helped negotiate Zagat's sale to Google in 2011.[2] Following the acquisition, he remained with Zagat to lead its finance and operations departments.[1]
Tumblr (2014–2022)
D'Onofrio joined the social media service Tumblr as its chief financial officer in December 2013 and became its president and chief operating officer in October 2014.[1] He became the site's chief executive officer after David Karp's resignation.[3] As chief executive of Tumblr, D'Onofrio permanently banned adult content from the site using automated systems[4] and introduced an internet literacy campaign ahead of the 2020 United States presidential election.[5] D'Onofrio sought individual advertising campaigns, in comparison to mass targeted advertising present on other social media services.[6] He resigned in February 2022.[7] Concurrently, D'Onofrio briefly served as the general manager of Yahoo News while it was a subsidiary of Verizon Media.[8]
CafeMedia and Raptive (2022–2025)
After serving as Tumblr's chief executive, D'Onofrio became the chief financial officer of CafeMedia, an advertising management company.[2] CafeMedia later became Raptive.[9]
The Washington Post (2025–present)
In June 2025, D'Onofrio was named as the chief financial officer of The Washington Post.[9] In February 2026, he became the acting president and chief executive of The Washington Post following William Lewis's resignation.[10] In a memorandum, D'Onofrio wrote that the Post was "ending a hard week of change with more change", in reference to layoffs Lewis instituted.[11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3lieybvoimi4hr4dpt4gpybe/bafkreifje3qtkmzjmyab2mzkbabpvxnoldwty337g4bigfsadgetx36bbm@jpeg)
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I went to verify this and not only is it true, torching tumblr is basically his only notable career achievement
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Hey @kbwagers.com my knee brace is ripping you off 😅🤣
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey @kbwagers.com my knee brace is ripping you off 😅🤣
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if a lot of the fandom is asexual, is it still a fandom wank?
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
if a lot of the fandom is asexual, is it still a fandom wank?
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my least favorite subscription service is bodies
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
my least favorite subscription service is bodies
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Trans people are fuckin magical
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Trans people are fuckin magical
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if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen
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This feels very possible
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This feels very possible
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we're still live come thru!
i am streaming popular video game REPO with my friends @danika.bsky.social, @badbucket.bsky.social, @notquitereal.bsky.social & we are trying to raise money for FOOD GATHERERS, a food bank and food rescue resource here in washtenaw county!
we're live now, come thru :)
twitch.tv/danikaharrod
we're live now, come thru :)
twitch.tv/danikaharrod
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
we're still live come thru!
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Hey! The Cryptid Show ttrpg, which I did a lot of art for, has a new stretch goal that will... make the book have more of my art! If the goal's met, I get to draw an additional 15 more illustrations centered on cuddly fellas like the ones pictured here!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey! The Cryptid Show ttrpg, which I did a lot of art for, has a new stretch goal that will... make the book have more of my art! If the goal's met, I get to draw an additional 15 more illustrations centered on cuddly fellas like the ones pictured here!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...
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Oh here’s an old She-Ra piece I never posted bc it’s wonky as hell but I still like that butt
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh here’s an old She-Ra piece I never posted bc it’s wonky as hell but I still like that butt
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I know that Preservation Alliance isn't actually Space Quakers but I still claim them #Murderbot
May 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know that Preservation Alliance isn't actually Space Quakers but I still claim them #Murderbot
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it’s beyond comprehension that scenes like this have become routine in chicago.
masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets.
this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*
masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets.
this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*
Video from witness here from the moment CBP gassed neighbors who had gathered outside after the kidnapping.
Agent rolls a canister at the crowd out of the window of their car as they reverse away from people with whistles and bikes.
Agent rolls a canister at the crowd out of the window of their car as they reverse away from people with whistles and bikes.
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it’s beyond comprehension that scenes like this have become routine in chicago.
masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets.
this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*
masked soldiers are carelessly lobbing chemical weapons—that are banned from use during warfare—on random residential streets.
this is the third time feds have tear-gassed residents in chicago *this week!*
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People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Wow. Way to accuse everyone on Bluesky of not having a sense of humor. Maybe check your attitude. SOME of us are more worried about COMBATTING FASCISM and the ORANGE FELON than making DUMB JOKES that aren't even THAT FUNNY [1/236]
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wow. Way to accuse everyone on Bluesky of not having a sense of humor. Maybe check your attitude. SOME of us are more worried about COMBATTING FASCISM and the ORANGE FELON than making DUMB JOKES that aren't even THAT FUNNY [1/236]
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Hey Ontario. Please pay attention to this. It's fucking terrifying. As a renter I rely on rent control in order to, you know, LIVE, and this threatens to take it away from me and most people I know.
Write to your MPP. Call Ford's office. I don't even know what to think right now. Fuck Ford, man.
Write to your MPP. Call Ford's office. I don't even know what to think right now. Fuck Ford, man.
In particular, they want leases to no longer necessarily remain in effect indefinitely, so that landlords have more options for creating tenant turnover.
Current situation in left-hand column, proposal on the right:
Current situation in left-hand column, proposal on the right:
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey Ontario. Please pay attention to this. It's fucking terrifying. As a renter I rely on rent control in order to, you know, LIVE, and this threatens to take it away from me and most people I know.
Write to your MPP. Call Ford's office. I don't even know what to think right now. Fuck Ford, man.
Write to your MPP. Call Ford's office. I don't even know what to think right now. Fuck Ford, man.
but her emails
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
but her emails
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furious that trump demolished the white house. I wanted to demolish the white house
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
furious that trump demolished the white house. I wanted to demolish the white house
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the new ballroom is gonna look beautiful when it inevitably goes up in flames
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the new ballroom is gonna look beautiful when it inevitably goes up in flames
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Back in 2014 RFK Jr picked up a dead bear cub on the side of the road and then later dumped that cub in central park in NYC. Later, that bear cub became Senator John Fetterman. A little lesson in not underestimating what you can achieve based on your circumstances.
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Back in 2014 RFK Jr picked up a dead bear cub on the side of the road and then later dumped that cub in central park in NYC. Later, that bear cub became Senator John Fetterman. A little lesson in not underestimating what you can achieve based on your circumstances.
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I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
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The 70s were the best.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The 70s were the best.