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Anyway, there’s a little “things are bad, but not quite as bad as some others are saying, and we can still build a better future” for your Christmas Eve.
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Anyway, there’s a little “things are bad, but not quite as bad as some others are saying, and we can still build a better future” for your Christmas Eve.
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I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
*Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.
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A boopy hello from the Guacoman!
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A boopy hello from the Guacoman!
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December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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December 24th, 9:35 PM, Eastern Standard Time
Sorry, the Rent is late
Sorry, the Rent is late
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
December 24th, 9:35 PM, Eastern Standard Time
Sorry, the Rent is late
Sorry, the Rent is late
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My sister sent me this picture from the car wash in the town I’m from.
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My sister sent me this picture from the car wash in the town I’m from.
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
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Don't mess with the security.
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Don't mess with the security.
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My husband thinks he hates musicals but he knows every word to Muppet Christmas Carol and sings along happily and was excited to put it on tonight so I think the problem is that he saw the greatest musical of all time and now he thinks all of them should be this good
a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
ALT: a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My husband thinks he hates musicals but he knows every word to Muppet Christmas Carol and sings along happily and was excited to put it on tonight so I think the problem is that he saw the greatest musical of all time and now he thinks all of them should be this good
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OK EVERYONE GO TO BED OR SANTA WONT COME
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
OK EVERYONE GO TO BED OR SANTA WONT COME
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I met a puppy named Teddy today
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I met a puppy named Teddy today
Incredible, I will not fact check this
We looked it up and learned that humbug was a word the kids made up in the 1750s so essentially what Scrooge was saying was “Bah, 6-7”
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Incredible, I will not fact check this
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We looked it up and learned that humbug was a word the kids made up in the 1750s so essentially what Scrooge was saying was “Bah, 6-7”
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We looked it up and learned that humbug was a word the kids made up in the 1750s so essentially what Scrooge was saying was “Bah, 6-7”
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Everyone just smile when your mom tells you about that ne’er do well cousin who says he’s a “project manager” for “building data centers” who says he uses chatGPT for his job.
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Everyone just smile when your mom tells you about that ne’er do well cousin who says he’s a “project manager” for “building data centers” who says he uses chatGPT for his job.
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
We all know he sells pills out of his girlfriend’s dad’s basement (which is a real job)
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these three ghosts could've been an email
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
these three ghosts could've been an email
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anyway good night
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
anyway good night
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12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights
BREAKING: Federal judge in Pittsburgh blocks DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena.
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
New, at Law Dork:
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
New, at Law Dork:
Breaking: Federal judge in Pittsburgh blocks DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
www.lawdork.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights
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In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.
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The next time someone tells you Coca-Cola invented modern Santa, you can lay one helluva WELL ACTUALLY on them.
One of the earliest-ever modern portrayals of Santa Claus features him gifting Union soldiers with a jumping-jack doll of Jefferson Davis dangling from a noose - as drawn by political cartoonist Thomas Nast.
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JOURNAL OF CIVILIZATION
Vor. VII.-No. 314.]
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YORK, SATURDAY, JANUARY
1863.
GELCOM
SANTA CLAUS
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December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The next time someone tells you Coca-Cola invented modern Santa, you can lay one helluva WELL ACTUALLY on them.
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Also I think it’s important to remember that very recently we as a country were doing a lot of good things, and know that it is possible that sometime in the future we will do even better things.
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Also I think it’s important to remember that very recently we as a country were doing a lot of good things, and know that it is possible that sometime in the future we will do even better things.
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I have watched this in full and the segment is well-reported and devastating. We know why it got killed, and we know why we must see it.
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I have watched this in full and the segment is well-reported and devastating. We know why it got killed, and we know why we must see it.
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OH MY GOD THEY DID
Oh did they do that thing where they're just another layer in the PDF.
I have to presume they’ve redacted all these Epstein documents in such a hamfisted way that you just need to dial up the brightness in Photoshop to be able to read them
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
OH MY GOD THEY DID
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