Heavy Holidays
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Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
If I may, Go Griz
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If I may, Go Griz
Can't even get baked to go run errands anymore, I've become an upstanding member of society and I see people I know all over the dang place. This is known as Fermi's paradox.
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Can't even get baked to go run errands anymore, I've become an upstanding member of society and I see people I know all over the dang place. This is known as Fermi's paradox.
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That’s a mighty old photo you liked there partner, what are you seeking lol
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
That’s a mighty old photo you liked there partner, what are you seeking lol
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
Nerds cummy glusters
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Nerds cummy glusters
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One possible flaw in Bari Weiss's plan to remake CBS News in her image is that she is a bad and boring journalist and nobody actually likes her.
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Big Advertisers Appear Wary of CBS News’ Bari Weiss Town Hall Format
Many major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall format moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring a conversation with Erika Kirk
variety.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One possible flaw in Bari Weiss's plan to remake CBS News in her image is that she is a bad and boring journalist and nobody actually likes her.
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“You ever dropped acid?”
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“You ever dropped acid?”
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
"No such thing as bad weather, just bad gear" well yes but also not really
I am nearing the finish line on a big (for me) outdoor project and now an "atmospheric river" is passing through the pnw. Usually not having a desk job is good, but...
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"No such thing as bad weather, just bad gear" well yes but also not really
I am nearing the finish line on a big (for me) outdoor project and now an "atmospheric river" is passing through the pnw. Usually not having a desk job is good, but...
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I am nearing the finish line on a big (for me) outdoor project and now an "atmospheric river" is passing through the pnw. Usually not having a desk job is good, but...
One thing Seattle has that other cities don't is bars without TVs playing sports all the time
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One thing Seattle has that other cities don't is bars without TVs playing sports all the time
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It's a good statement, but I would like to see folks like Zohran, AOC, etc., tie these horrors back to the need for anti-capitalist policies, mass organizing, etc. So much lefty stuff is "look at this evil, vote for me" and not "look at this evil, let's talk about how to pull it apart."
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's a good statement, but I would like to see folks like Zohran, AOC, etc., tie these horrors back to the need for anti-capitalist policies, mass organizing, etc. So much lefty stuff is "look at this evil, vote for me" and not "look at this evil, let's talk about how to pull it apart."
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wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass
Got added to two different large group texts this weekend. Might just change my number and flee the country
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Got added to two different large group texts this weekend. Might just change my number and flee the country
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[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good
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why does Mark Kelly look like Hugh Jackman playing Professor Charles Xavier
The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
why does Mark Kelly look like Hugh Jackman playing Professor Charles Xavier
I got tons of birthday well wishes yesterday from friends all over the world.
Not a single family member reached out via text or phone.
Not complaining, just grateful for my friends!
Not a single family member reached out via text or phone.
Not complaining, just grateful for my friends!
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I got tons of birthday well wishes yesterday from friends all over the world.
Not a single family member reached out via text or phone.
Not complaining, just grateful for my friends!
Not a single family member reached out via text or phone.
Not complaining, just grateful for my friends!
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"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
Dog bowls would make good popcorn bowls JUST SAYIN
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Dog bowls would make good popcorn bowls JUST SAYIN
Quick question for Philly expert @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz: I've seen multiple cop shows set in/around Philadelphia but none of the dialogue has used the word "jawn." What gives?
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Quick question for Philly expert @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz: I've seen multiple cop shows set in/around Philadelphia but none of the dialogue has used the word "jawn." What gives?
If you can inurn something that you can uninern it. That's what keeps me going
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If you can inurn something that you can uninern it. That's what keeps me going
It's reallly smart how bedding companies put big loud scratchy tags on their pillows. Everyone loves big loud scratchy stuff when they want to sleep
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's reallly smart how bedding companies put big loud scratchy tags on their pillows. Everyone loves big loud scratchy stuff when they want to sleep
The Ms brass wouldn't dare let this go as long as Cal's growing Dumper from last season
I add a new hockey logo to Josh Naylor’s jersey every day until the Mariners re-sign him
Day 25: Atlanta Thrashers
Day 25: Atlanta Thrashers
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Ms brass wouldn't dare let this go as long as Cal's growing Dumper from last season