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Cuba 60 years ago decided it didn’t want to be slaves to the US pedophile class and for that they have been comprehensively punished and starved since.
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the mormonification of social media
this was way more prevalent when i was still on tiktok but it feels like people are getting really weird about alcohol, coffee, anything that might make you happy--even in innocuous amounts! feels like we're re-engineering puritanism as a method of maintaining control (over ourselves, each other)
starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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With the loss tonight, the Patriots have now lost the most Super Bowls in NFL history 😬

#SBLX

(h/t: Adam Schefter)
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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every leader of the western world mist apologize for choosing a conspiracy of child abusing nazis over socialism—then, perform honorable sudoku. you have to understand— if you still want to live, you are lower than the worms. If you still feel entitled to govern, we will teach posterity to hate you.
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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Finding out the alt-right was developed and curated because of JEFFREY FUCKING EPSTEIN bring /pol/ to life is knowledge so cursed that I wish I hadn't learned it.

Because I am SO FUCKING ANGRY that I live in a world bought and operated by these SHIT POSTING FUCKING CHILD RAPISTS. I'm done, man.
“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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fuck yeah we should see if we can get them to k
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Liberals constantly say they’ll vote for 99% Hitler as a “lesser evil” yet in a situation where Maduro is a “lesser evil” to the alternative they prefer the 100% Hitler option
"I'm no fan of Maduro but..." why do people in the US feel a need to preface things this way in 20-fucking-26
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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psychopaths.
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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my only criticisms of venezuela are that Chavez didn't do comprehensive nationalization and land reform to sideline the ruling class families who have spent decades trying to destroy his political project. He was too kind, too open to liberalism, and now we can see exactly where that goes
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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the very first question every journalist should be asking after grok generates CSAM is "how did it know how to do that?"

and the nature of the tech is such that there can only be one answer: it was trained on CSAM.

why is that not a COLOSSAL story in the age of broad daylight Epstein coverups?
there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
fuck/marry/kill:
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
oh wow even with AI being such a time-saver the studio still went several weeks without sleep to make this dog dirt video? maybe prompt engineers would be of more use rendered down into holiday candles
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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About a year ago @RobertMSterling at Twitter made infographic #1 comparing the New York Times' front page coverage of Katrina (2005) and Helene (2024). So I made #2 about María (2017).

Nothing that happens in Puerto Rico is ever part of yanks' collective memory. Except Trump throwing paper towels.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Gringo Democrats who demand Puerto Rico statehood and quote Wikipedia election results at me call me a loony sore loser or worse when I tell them that statehooders rig elections in Puerto Rico.

Meanwhile in Puerto Rican TV, statehooders (and the pro-colony "populares" too) openly admit to it:
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the societal backlash to this historical moment is obviously on the way, which makes me wonder what life will be like for these mental eunuchs after the end of subsidized LLMs
I've never encountered more students who say they hate reading. Students who want to be teachers, writers, or both. I wonder if "hate" means "I have trouble reading," but I also talk with so many students who write in a genre but refuse to read in it. They can't see themselves in relation to others.
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
the journalist version of the birth ell pup guy
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
have him be a fucked up mess from now on. easy
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM