heron
@heronics.bsky.social
they/she/he in that order
it's me, ben. also known as @djinr8 on the other website
it's me, ben. also known as @djinr8 on the other website
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heron
@heronics.bsky.social
· Mar 2
im doing a media thread*
*until I forget about it for four months like I usually do
*until I forget about it for four months like I usually do
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guys it's not fucking funny. it's not funny ok it's not funny to say that trump was sucking on bill's clitton and it trickled down some economics in his throat. c'mon guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
guys it's not fucking funny. it's not funny ok it's not funny to say that trump was sucking on bill's clitton and it trickled down some economics in his throat. c'mon guys
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COVID? War in Palestine? Ukraine? January 6th? Joe Biden? Generative AI? Dubai Chocolate? Wow, you must have been WIPED after yesterday's PoGo sesh - you're talking crazy!
C'mon - let's head over to the Hamilton guy's event - I've got a HILARIOUS Harambe meme compilation to watch on the way there!
C'mon - let's head over to the Hamilton guy's event - I've got a HILARIOUS Harambe meme compilation to watch on the way there!
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
COVID? War in Palestine? Ukraine? January 6th? Joe Biden? Generative AI? Dubai Chocolate? Wow, you must have been WIPED after yesterday's PoGo sesh - you're talking crazy!
C'mon - let's head over to the Hamilton guy's event - I've got a HILARIOUS Harambe meme compilation to watch on the way there!
C'mon - let's head over to the Hamilton guy's event - I've got a HILARIOUS Harambe meme compilation to watch on the way there!
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What's fucked up is that we already know from 17 years ago that Samus having a sidekick CAN work, but for some reason, they just refuse to reunite her with pikachu
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What's fucked up is that we already know from 17 years ago that Samus having a sidekick CAN work, but for some reason, they just refuse to reunite her with pikachu
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
Any civil rights project in the United States must ultimately contend with the fact that their greatest enemy is the United States itself
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Any civil rights project in the United States must ultimately contend with the fact that their greatest enemy is the United States itself
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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if you see a darker skinned anime girl and call them a "chocolate waifu" then im assuming you're like at most two steps away from calling someone a slur
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt
Alt: a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt and a blue and white hat, jumping and smiling and clasping her hands together
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if you see a darker skinned anime girl and call them a "chocolate waifu" then im assuming you're like at most two steps away from calling someone a slur
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The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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not to nitpick a meme but I think it's adorable to go "I don't want any ALTERATIONS of the game, no thank you sir, I want the ORIGINAL VISION so I'll go EMULATE"
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
not to nitpick a meme but I think it's adorable to go "I don't want any ALTERATIONS of the game, no thank you sir, I want the ORIGINAL VISION so I'll go EMULATE"
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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TODAY WE'RE GETTING THE FREE UNCAP CRYSTAL IN UMAMUSUME!!! I MADE THIS HANDY CHART ON HOW YOU SHOULD USE IT BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE WILL BE ASKING ME THIS.
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TODAY WE'RE GETTING THE FREE UNCAP CRYSTAL IN UMAMUSUME!!! I MADE THIS HANDY CHART ON HOW YOU SHOULD USE IT BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE WILL BE ASKING ME THIS.
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
-PLEASE- TAKE MY ADVICE, THESE CRYSTALS ARE NOT VERY EASY TO COME BY!!!!
mario from the super mario series
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
mario from the super mario series
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jacinthe: it's over, lebanne! i've defeated you!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
jacinthe: it's over, lebanne! i've defeated you!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!
lebanne: Fuck!! No!! This can't be ... ugh!! I know what you're going to do, you damned witch ... you're going to make me serve you for the rest of my career, aren't you ... !!
jacinthe:
lebanne: I'll have to wear a maid dress and everything!!
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Chainsaw Man movie is about how if anyone is nice to you, it means they are an intelligence asset
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Chainsaw Man movie is about how if anyone is nice to you, it means they are an intelligence asset
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hate this guy so bad but also getting increasingly frustrated that there's nobody in the senate dems willing to even start suggesting they need new leadership
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
hate this guy so bad but also getting increasingly frustrated that there's nobody in the senate dems willing to even start suggesting they need new leadership
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this is my favorite genre of 4chan post
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
this is my favorite genre of 4chan post
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starting to wonder if the NYT has a conservative agenda
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
starting to wonder if the NYT has a conservative agenda
"per nyp"
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"per nyp"
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Dude's been mayor for less than 24 hours and is making all women transition ⁉️
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dude's been mayor for less than 24 hours and is making all women transition ⁉️