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Kevin's big mitochondrial issue
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Kevin's big mitochondrial issue @hoatzin99.bsky.social · Dec 26
A Gary Larson cartoon wherein a surreal-looking monster (who has warthog tusk and a rhino horn but is somehow upright and wearing a raincoat) is surprised by two old ladies who have come downstairs to investigate a noise. One of the ladies is holding a wooden club, the other is shining a flashlight on the monster, who is holding a plate with a slice of cake, as well as a glass of milk. The lady with the flashlight says, "See, Agnes? ... It's just Kevin." Story of my life.
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ygrene.bsky.social
as an adult and accomplished person who has succeeded at several important things in life, whenever i am challenged with a new dilemma, i like to take two steps back, gather my breath and say "are you fuckin kidding me right now, what the fuck"
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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mcopelov.bsky.social
Barely a blip in the news. 🦗from the New York Times editorial and opinion pages. Compare with days of Hunter Biden Hysteria about unprecedented abuse of the pardon power.
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
thinking about setting the roomba free for the holidays, just opening the door and letting it go (in case its new years resolution is to kill)
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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kottke.org
Something joyous for your Tuesday: David Byrne’s Tiny Desk Concert. It’s good for what ails ya. [kottke.org]
David Byrne’s Tiny Desk Concert
There are a few artists where you hear their name and “Tiny Desk” and you think, well, that’s going to be great. David Byrne is one of those and his performance does not disappoint. Though Byrne and his band do normal
kottke.org
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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emptywheel.bsky.social
Read Rayne on the human cost of having a conspiracist crank as HHS Secretary.

www.emptywheel.net/2025/12/23/n...
(Not) Home for Christmas - emptywheel
I didn’t expect to hear my dad swear about RFK Jr.’s gross mismanagement of HHS. Instead he said something worse.
www.emptywheel.net
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
hoatzin99.bsky.social
Found your Christmas present
A woman holding a scientific-looking glass tube thingy
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
DEMENTED DONNY THINKS THAT STUPID BOATS AND VULGAR DANCE HALLS AND HIS NAME ALL OVER BUILDINGS WILL BE HIS LEGACY. HE'S SO WRONG. HIS LEGACY IS GOING TO BE MORE OF A PUNGENT LIQUID ONE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/44DycsC
I’ve got news for Donny. the only legacy he’s building is one where his headstone will require a 24-hour security detail to ensure that a permanent piss-moat doesn’t form around it.
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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lawrencehurley.bsky.social
NEW:

One brought a gun home.

One moved.

Others improved home security.

Life as a federal judge in the age of Trump:

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Judges who ruled against Trump say harassment and threats have changed their lives
More than 100 pizzas were delivered to the homes of judges and their families this year, some with signs of foreign involvement. Judges say the message is clear: We know where you live.
www.nbcnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
standing under some parsley and hoping a lasagna will kiss me
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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dawnxianamoon.bsky.social
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Sign at the Weiners Circle: "F k T mp we can redact too."
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Whether it’s Pete Buttigieg learning to speak eight languages or Donald Trump successfully identifying a giraffe, there’s plenty of intellectual accomplishments on both sides of the aisle.
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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the-independent.com
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
www.independent.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
for every one hundred likes [within reason] i’ll put pam bondi in some form of trash receptacle.
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
lol

I'm sure it's a bug but lol
I searched "trump" in the epstein files database and it said "no results found."
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
Feels to me like the last quote here is more devastating and incriminating than even the birthday book and the photos and the rest.
donmoyn.bsky.social Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12d
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Tina Davis, who modeled for Ford in the mid-1990s, said in an interview that her Ford booker instructed her to get dressed up and attend a Mar-a-Lago party in late 1994. Just 14 and new to Miami, she was told to “dress sexy,” according to her mother, Sandra Coleman, who had accompanied her to Florida. Eight or nine other models came along on the bus. “All the girls were really young,” Ms. Coleman recalled in an interview. “Some of them could have been in training bras.” When they arrived at Mar-a-Lago, Ms. Coleman said, her daughter was promptly handed a glass of champagne. She took it away, but waiters kept offering more. Each time one of the middle-aged men at the party approached her daughter, Ms. Coleman would walk over and introduce herself as Ms. Davis’s mother. During a trip to the bathroom, they ran into Mr. Trump’s new wife, whom they had met earlier. Ms. Maples clasped her hands, Ms. Coleman recalled, and looked her in the eye. “Whatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband,” she told Ms. Coleman. “Protect her.”
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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niedermeyer.online
nobody ever officially found out how Tesla miraculously turned around Model S sales in the last month of Q1 2013, and now they don't even have to try to hide it... that's progress, baby!

electrek.co/2025/12/18/e...
Elon Musk's SpaceX bought tens of millions worth of Cybertrucks Tesla can't sell
As demand for the Cybertruck can’t reach more than about 10% of Tesla’s planned production capacity, Elon Musk used his...
electrek.co
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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mordyoberstein.bsky.social
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
A study published in the Annals of Internal Medicine found that cutting back on saturated fats reduces the risk of heart attack and stroke. A roadkill-eating, whale-decapitating heroin addict says Americans should eat more saturated fats. For busy eaters, it can be hard to know who to trust.
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
The New CBS.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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mikezaccardi.bsky.social
CPI expected to rise tomorrow (we won't get a m/m reading).

PCE, CPI, PPI inflation Jan 2025 and today
Earnings, Mfg jobs, unemployment rate... Bloomberg
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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londonist.com
Major update to our map of Anglo-Saxon London... we've now added etymologies for each place name, so you can find out what your bit of London used to be called.... and why londonist.substack.com/p/mapping-an...
Mapping Anglo-Saxon London: A Big Update
A glimpse of London, 1,000 years past.
londonist.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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frankconniff.bsky.social
What you don't understand, @mtracey, is that when you leave a legacy of beloved art, people tend to treasure and celebrate it. "Virulent" politics is all you got, and you won't even be remembered for that.
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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mikezaccardi.bsky.social
$RSP vs $SPY 2-month high @stockcharts

Telltale sign of the value trade $XOM $BAC

More from me: articles.stockcharts...
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM