Brandi
@honkfish.bsky.social
chicken little fan club | barcus wroot fan
she/her | 25
📍hell on earth 🇺🇸
she/her | 25
📍hell on earth 🇺🇸
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I don't mean to offend anyone but I don't really care for the moon. Cratered ass. I actually think it's good that it's moving away from the Earth at a rate of approximately 4 cm per year
February 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don't mean to offend anyone but I don't really care for the moon. Cratered ass. I actually think it's good that it's moving away from the Earth at a rate of approximately 4 cm per year
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I understand that Big Brother Musk is now going through Americans' tax returns. Remember that IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH and FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
February 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I understand that Big Brother Musk is now going through Americans' tax returns. Remember that IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH and FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
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it feels like it’s been january for 27 days
January 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
it feels like it’s been january for 27 days
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the Age of Blocking & Reporting is over. the Age of Replying "Citizen's Arrest!" has begun
January 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the Age of Blocking & Reporting is over. the Age of Replying "Citizen's Arrest!" has begun
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girls rule and boys drool, your honor
January 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
girls rule and boys drool, your honor
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when death plays a prank they shout SCYTHE
December 26, 2024 at 7:18 PM
when death plays a prank they shout SCYTHE
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Monsters go house hunting on Godzillow.
December 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Monsters go house hunting on Godzillow.
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saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good
December 18, 2024 at 11:26 AM
saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good
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[watching the santa tracker] my pizza is going to get so cold
December 15, 2024 at 6:58 PM
[watching the santa tracker] my pizza is going to get so cold
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accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm
December 15, 2024 at 7:20 PM
accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm
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a baby magician that gets really confused when things disappear
November 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
a baby magician that gets really confused when things disappear
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[do-it-yourself store]
hello? is anyone here?
hello? is anyone here?
December 11, 2024 at 6:11 PM
[do-it-yourself store]
hello? is anyone here?
hello? is anyone here?
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Moody aerial views in Spain 🕊️ 📷
December 11, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Moody aerial views in Spain 🕊️ 📷
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a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef
December 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef
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live, laugh, long john silver’s
December 7, 2024 at 3:26 PM
live, laugh, long john silver’s
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PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
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WAITRESS: what are you doing
ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit
ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
WAITRESS: what are you doing
ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit
ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit
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only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
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ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911
PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written
PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written
December 6, 2024 at 5:40 AM
ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911
PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written
PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written