Hot Dragon Assistant
@hotdragonassistant.bsky.social
Warehouse poet, very sassy 🏳️⚧️
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Hey boss, I'll probably be late today. Yeah I got a lichen in my blood and now I experience Deep Time so it's hard to be certain on these timescales. Yeah the lichen should be out soon, just one Flourishing Cycle.
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey boss, I'll probably be late today. Yeah I got a lichen in my blood and now I experience Deep Time so it's hard to be certain on these timescales. Yeah the lichen should be out soon, just one Flourishing Cycle.
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animals like me because i’m not a piece of shit and they know if i’m telling them to attack the yachts, it’s for a damn good reason
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
animals like me because i’m not a piece of shit and they know if i’m telling them to attack the yachts, it’s for a damn good reason
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i like when taylor swift sings the digraph “dr” as the digraph “ch”
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i like when taylor swift sings the digraph “dr” as the digraph “ch”
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social transition but it's just my leitmotif in a minor key
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
social transition but it's just my leitmotif in a minor key
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts
January 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts
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If a dog is charging at you and you think it might attack, the best course of action is to look it in the eyes and authoritatively say “I’m busy!” Most dogs will immediately back off and leave you alone. (The ones that don’t are jerks.)
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If a dog is charging at you and you think it might attack, the best course of action is to look it in the eyes and authoritatively say “I’m busy!” Most dogs will immediately back off and leave you alone. (The ones that don’t are jerks.)
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red grinch was created by chance when they tried to clone santa from mysterious bones found in the vatican dungeons
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
red grinch was created by chance when they tried to clone santa from mysterious bones found in the vatican dungeons
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Cars should be designed so you can never exceed the local speed limit unless you're under 18 and unlicensed because then it's obviously an emergency
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cars should be designed so you can never exceed the local speed limit unless you're under 18 and unlicensed because then it's obviously an emergency
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The Giant Which Has Been Sleeping For Three Thousand Years Will Be Waking Up Soon
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Giant Which Has Been Sleeping For Three Thousand Years Will Be Waking Up Soon
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decadent rich persons party where you drink health potions at full hp
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
decadent rich persons party where you drink health potions at full hp
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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thinking about going buttshit apehole
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
thinking about going buttshit apehole
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[me flirting with an older man] hows ur hose water
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[me flirting with an older man] hows ur hose water
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GOOD MORNING! They're killin EVERYONE in Sioux Falls bro!
WE DISCUSS: Molly’s Called Shot, Luke Calls Out Ashley, Iris Falls Off The Wagon, Pluribus, Defunctland, Dead Rising, The Sting, Narrators, UFO, Mike Milligan Wins By Doing Nothing, Horse Piss, and more!
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WE DISCUSS: Molly’s Called Shot, Luke Calls Out Ashley, Iris Falls Off The Wagon, Pluribus, Defunctland, Dead Rising, The Sting, Narrators, UFO, Mike Milligan Wins By Doing Nothing, Horse Piss, and more!
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This Is A Totally Reprise Episode 24: Hanzee Kill Compilation — Audio Entropy
It’s the penultimate episode and basically everyone dies.Well except for some who are doing the killing. We talk about: Molly’s Called Shot, Luke Calls Out Ashley, Iris Falls Off The Wagon, Pluribus, ...
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December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
GOOD MORNING! They're killin EVERYONE in Sioux Falls bro!
WE DISCUSS: Molly’s Called Shot, Luke Calls Out Ashley, Iris Falls Off The Wagon, Pluribus, Defunctland, Dead Rising, The Sting, Narrators, UFO, Mike Milligan Wins By Doing Nothing, Horse Piss, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
WE DISCUSS: Molly’s Called Shot, Luke Calls Out Ashley, Iris Falls Off The Wagon, Pluribus, Defunctland, Dead Rising, The Sting, Narrators, UFO, Mike Milligan Wins By Doing Nothing, Horse Piss, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
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i bet defrauding investors feels amazing
January 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i bet defrauding investors feels amazing
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offered to help my girlfriend with laundry and she said no so now i'm hindering
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
offered to help my girlfriend with laundry and she said no so now i'm hindering
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Journal Updated returns with our episode on Dead Rising! Come listen to us revisit a 360 classic(?) and talk about zombies, sequels, Thanksgiving, and more!
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Journal Updated 64: Dead Rising — Abnormal Mapping
Welcome back to Journal Updated! This month we tackle one of the most iconic Capcom games on the 360: Dead Rising! Then in Diary Updated we talk Thanksgiving, travel, and fanfiction!
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December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Journal Updated returns with our episode on Dead Rising! Come listen to us revisit a 360 classic(?) and talk about zombies, sequels, Thanksgiving, and more!
www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...
www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...
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The entire rest of the universe. Video games should never be played, known, or understood, but should exist Platonically in a sort of lacuna of perception and extrinsic abstraction. The proper orientation of reality is just a copy of Madden '06 floating inside an epistemic void
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The entire rest of the universe. Video games should never be played, known, or understood, but should exist Platonically in a sort of lacuna of perception and extrinsic abstraction. The proper orientation of reality is just a copy of Madden '06 floating inside an epistemic void
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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(flirting with a frugal person) want to go halfsies on sex
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
(flirting with a frugal person) want to go halfsies on sex
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today