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Immunized against going to Hell
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what the hell? this is NOT true. i still have my same job as before and i am NOT being forced to have the same job as the main character of some book. please do better to not spread disinformation!
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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MY GOAT will never be WASHED!!!
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Every December, Hell Gate releases our predictions for what the coming year will bring.

These predictions have a historical track record of 100% accuracy. We simply do not miss.

Here's what's coming in 2026:

hellgatenyc.com/hell-gate-20...
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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We all have that one defiant homie who remains unbowed.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Confidently ordering “The French Onion Soup,” menu unseen, regardless of the restaurant’s type of cuisine
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Good news honey dears. I cast a magic spell over a frozen pond tonight; in the spring, its mosquitos will carry life-saving vaccines #Spirituality #Medicine #Health #Magic
December 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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ME: I dove many leagues to reach you tonight. I must speak to Mother Shrimpkin. It's urgent!
GUARD: Tender as roe, are ye? The palace is closed to your like. Our Queen will see you not.
MOTHER SHRIMPKIN: P E R S E U S S T A N D A S I D E ! M I C H A E L I S A F R I E N D T O U S O F O L D
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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socialism is when your former landlord raises the rent after you move out
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Genuinely, this most recent Realis ep. has some stuff we just couldn’t have reached in previous seasons, campaigns, or games.
there’s some business in the most recent episode of realis, available for backers at the $5 tier on friendsatthetable.cash that is some of the most startling, unpleasant stuff we’ve recorded. if that’s the sort of thing you’re interested in
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December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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CloverPit
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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huh. it's like trying to convert to judaism.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON
[tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Survived: watching someone gift Hazbin Hotel self insert art to someone else’s sibling in front of their PARENTS
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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They call him the Demon of the Road. No one’s been able to keep up with him. Truly he has ice in his veins for maintaining the speeds he hits. If you race against him, you’re putting your life into your hands.
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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People that love ATVs really fucking love ATVs huh. Good luck to them
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This was my best $50 spent of the year and it’s not even close, I cannot begin to describe the joy this image brings to me and everyone who looks at it
Regal AF
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
2026 will be the Year of Ryback
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM