I. M. A. Kirby
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Best Operating Margin in Baseball
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Come, Monsieur Talleyrand, tally me banana
March 8, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Come, Monsieur Talleyrand, tally me banana
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Go on a walk uphill over open ground straight into a fortified position with 15,000 of your buddies
I’m in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, what should I do
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Go on a walk uphill over open ground straight into a fortified position with 15,000 of your buddies
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Bro is derivative of the works of Salvador Dali
December 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Bro is derivative of the works of Salvador Dali
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new "guacamole at Chipotle" benchmark of luxury just dropped
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
new "guacamole at Chipotle" benchmark of luxury just dropped
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Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share https://theonion.com/coworker-returning-from-european-vacation-brings-back-latvian-man-for-everyone-to-share/
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share https://theonion.com/coworker-returning-from-european-vacation-brings-back-latvian-man-for-everyone-to-share/
youtu.be/ZR-1EpFriuA?... tis the season
Old Habits
YouTube video by Hot Bodies in Motion - Topic
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December 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
youtu.be/ZR-1EpFriuA?... tis the season
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the biggest bunch of bullshit ever is “Do not reroll scraps.” oh no six of my cookies are 9% worse than the rest. SHUT UP!
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the biggest bunch of bullshit ever is “Do not reroll scraps.” oh no six of my cookies are 9% worse than the rest. SHUT UP!
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New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift https://theonion.com/new-eras-tour-docuseries-offers-rare-look-at-taylor-swift/
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift https://theonion.com/new-eras-tour-docuseries-offers-rare-look-at-taylor-swift/
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Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
Obviously Cohen could've easily topped 3x21m for Edwin but also maybe he just didn't want to be a Met anymore. It doesn't seem that fun
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Obviously Cohen could've easily topped 3x21m for Edwin but also maybe he just didn't want to be a Met anymore. It doesn't seem that fun
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
Ferrer has to be close to peak Andrew Miller to make this worth it. Tough to believe this was the best possible use of Harry, trading him this early for a reliever
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ferrer has to be close to peak Andrew Miller to make this worth it. Tough to believe this was the best possible use of Harry, trading him this early for a reliever
TIL Jim Thome had a normal-sized son
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
TIL Jim Thome had a normal-sized son
Proud of Vince Gilligan for casting his first ever native Spanish speaker
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Proud of Vince Gilligan for casting his first ever native Spanish speaker
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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The politician that promises a Master and Commander sequel has my vote
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The politician that promises a Master and Commander sequel has my vote
The only bummer about Nashville no longer sitting in the Pacific Coast League is I won't be able to see Made in person before he reaches the majors
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The only bummer about Nashville no longer sitting in the Pacific Coast League is I won't be able to see Made in person before he reaches the majors