IamIsla
@imisla.bsky.social
Dad, wife, 🏳️⚧️ woman, queer, sober, punk, wannabe artist. She/her.
Been a minute, everyone. What's up? We still all hating everything being a hot NJ dumpster 24/7?
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Been a minute, everyone. What's up? We still all hating everything being a hot NJ dumpster 24/7?
Sorry, still not terribly social. But here, have this.
February 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sorry, still not terribly social. But here, have this.
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more curious about how the grinch was planning to fence christmas
October 2, 2024 at 8:42 PM
more curious about how the grinch was planning to fence christmas
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As I age, everyone younger than me becomes either 17 or 33, and I remain a rough contemporary of all of them.
September 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
As I age, everyone younger than me becomes either 17 or 33, and I remain a rough contemporary of all of them.
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"Data can't be racist" yeah well explain this
September 29, 2024 at 12:09 AM
"Data can't be racist" yeah well explain this
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I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
August 28, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
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what is a dinosaur's favorite file compression software?
winRAWR
😭
somebody please help me
winRAWR
😭
somebody please help me
August 28, 2024 at 10:23 AM
what is a dinosaur's favorite file compression software?
winRAWR
😭
somebody please help me
winRAWR
😭
somebody please help me
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I love the phrase "Non-Newtonian Fluid", like oh yeah, think you are so smart Isaac Newton? Couldn't figure out how honey works though could you? The great genius sure as shit never understood yogurt.
August 25, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I love the phrase "Non-Newtonian Fluid", like oh yeah, think you are so smart Isaac Newton? Couldn't figure out how honey works though could you? The great genius sure as shit never understood yogurt.
No Sunday gods here. Just me, a coffee, a joint, and the little place mother nature was rad enough let me hang out and plant stuff in this otherwise trash neighborhood.
August 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
No Sunday gods here. Just me, a coffee, a joint, and the little place mother nature was rad enough let me hang out and plant stuff in this otherwise trash neighborhood.
I rarely laugh out loud for real. This did it.
Mom: "Okay, kids. Before I drop you off, remember what I told you."
Kids: (Sighing) "Not to walk Danzig's way. Not to hear his words - what they mean, what they say."
Mom: "Good! Now here's some lunch money. And no, you may not go out and kill tonight. It's a school night."
Kids: (Sighing) "Not to walk Danzig's way. Not to hear his words - what they mean, what they say."
Mom: "Good! Now here's some lunch money. And no, you may not go out and kill tonight. It's a school night."
August 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I rarely laugh out loud for real. This did it.
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before trans people started existing in the year 2006, it was very hilarious to write "yes please" on a form asking you to list your sex. now it is illegal. this my friends is what cancel culture is.
August 25, 2024 at 4:51 AM
before trans people started existing in the year 2006, it was very hilarious to write "yes please" on a form asking you to list your sex. now it is illegal. this my friends is what cancel culture is.
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the back pain that comes with big tits does not matter to me even a little bit, I do not care about that shit at all I just want the biggest milkers nature can grant
August 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
the back pain that comes with big tits does not matter to me even a little bit, I do not care about that shit at all I just want the biggest milkers nature can grant
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gonna tell my kids this was Weezer
August 25, 2024 at 12:14 AM
gonna tell my kids this was Weezer
What'd the cowboy say when he walked into the bar?
"Ouch."
"Ouch."
i’m having a shit day, PLEASE repost this with your favorite bad joke
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
August 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
What'd the cowboy say when he walked into the bar?
"Ouch."
"Ouch."
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transitioning is the best thing ever. it’s so fun and exciting. it brought so much joy into my life and has changed me as a person. i’m more confident, less anxious, more talkative, extroverted and i actually like myself. i can see HER in the mirror sometimes. and i have met great people.
August 23, 2024 at 9:04 AM
transitioning is the best thing ever. it’s so fun and exciting. it brought so much joy into my life and has changed me as a person. i’m more confident, less anxious, more talkative, extroverted and i actually like myself. i can see HER in the mirror sometimes. and i have met great people.
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Controversial opinion: the “That’s so Raven” writers strayed awfully far from the original Edgar Allen Poe source material. So much so, I’m not convinced they even understood the poem
August 18, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Controversial opinion: the “That’s so Raven” writers strayed awfully far from the original Edgar Allen Poe source material. So much so, I’m not convinced they even understood the poem
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Anthony Bourdain.
Which celebrity death broke you? For me it’s Victoria Wood
August 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Anthony Bourdain.
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“Tim Walz isn’t a real white” really gives the game away huh
August 16, 2024 at 2:31 PM
“Tim Walz isn’t a real white” really gives the game away huh