J_Curtis 🇨🇦
@j-curtis.bsky.social
I like a lot of things, I dislike things. From my Canadian Prairie home. Nêhiyaw/Môniyâw. Treaty 6 Territory
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J_Curtis 🇨🇦
@j-curtis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Take me to where the fireflies are
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These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held
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Farewell 2025, thanks for all the naps
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Farewell 2025, thanks for all the naps
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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I look for the Hitchcock cameo in every one of your posts
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I look for the Hitchcock cameo in every one of your posts
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Hey now
HEY now
Don't dream it's over, Charlie Brown
HEY now
Don't dream it's over, Charlie Brown
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey now
HEY now
Don't dream it's over, Charlie Brown
HEY now
Don't dream it's over, Charlie Brown
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Tell me you miss me without telling me you miss me.
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tell me you miss me without telling me you miss me.
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Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
The handle on my shovel just broke. So I had to use the backup shovel. Hopefully that one hold up, or I'll have to use the backup to the backup
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The handle on my shovel just broke. So I had to use the backup shovel. Hopefully that one hold up, or I'll have to use the backup to the backup
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no plans means no plans to cancel
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
no plans means no plans to cancel
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People that watch other people do regular things in real time over the internet...play video games, watch movies, listen to music, etc has always been weird to me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
People that watch other people do regular things in real time over the internet...play video games, watch movies, listen to music, etc has always been weird to me.
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dracula
that guy sucks
that guy sucks
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
dracula
that guy sucks
that guy sucks
Winter is brutal on the hands
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Winter is brutal on the hands
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She couldn't get out of her own head. - a love story
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
She couldn't get out of her own head. - a love story
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I like how my cat only wants to be pet in a very specific way, yet she refuses to tell me what that way is
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I like how my cat only wants to be pet in a very specific way, yet she refuses to tell me what that way is
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Filtering the noise of the past out of the music and claiming these songs as my own
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Filtering the noise of the past out of the music and claiming these songs as my own
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Botox-schmotox! Just pull all your hair up in a high-tight ponytail. Same result✨🤗
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Botox-schmotox! Just pull all your hair up in a high-tight ponytail. Same result✨🤗
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
(warnings: may cause severe headaches, if wide-eyed surprise face lasts more than 4hrs please remove at least one hair band)
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The inner workings of my mind is two hamsters fighting over a sunflower seed
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The inner workings of my mind is two hamsters fighting over a sunflower seed
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feisty Daisy is a lot of fun
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
feisty Daisy is a lot of fun
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It's bad enough working the day after Christmas but being expected to act like I care seems excessive.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's bad enough working the day after Christmas but being expected to act like I care seems excessive.
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in my gold fish era (forgetting everything after 30 seconds)
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
in my gold fish era (forgetting everything after 30 seconds)
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and I look for your warmth but alas it’s december
December 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
and I look for your warmth but alas it’s december
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Imagine hearing all about how nimble and quick a guy is, and then for the big demonstration, he barely clears a freaking candlestick
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Imagine hearing all about how nimble and quick a guy is, and then for the big demonstration, he barely clears a freaking candlestick
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People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that
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Whenever I’m at a bar, I like to sit in a seat directly under a TV playing some sort of sports game so I can pretend like a bunch of SportsBros are cheering for me while I eat my mozzarella sticks.
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Whenever I’m at a bar, I like to sit in a seat directly under a TV playing some sort of sports game so I can pretend like a bunch of SportsBros are cheering for me while I eat my mozzarella sticks.
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Not that anybody asked, but If you accumulated all the flora, fauna, and metal that your True Love gives you each day in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song, you would own 12 Trees, 40 Gold Rings, 140 Humans, and 185 Birds of 6 different species.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not that anybody asked, but If you accumulated all the flora, fauna, and metal that your True Love gives you each day in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song, you would own 12 Trees, 40 Gold Rings, 140 Humans, and 185 Birds of 6 different species.