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Jack Longley
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davidgerard.co.uk
mastodon.social/@mhoye/11586...
mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo. "I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped." The grin on her face.
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
important message to all bluesky users
cillian Murphy in peaky blinders show pointing in young men's faces in smoky industrial kitchen (guessing room from background details I'm not sure) yelling originally no fighting no fucking fighting, edited caption says no posting that you can go to jail over, no fucking posting that you can go to jail over.
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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xythar.bsky.social
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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banjeaux.bsky.social
They did it. Those bastards. They finally did it.
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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krveale.bsky.social
Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.

Once upon a time, Europe was at war.

Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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realironhand.bsky.social
'You wouldn't steal the president of Venezuela' meme in the format of anti-piracy warnings on 1990s DVDs
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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joegross.bsky.social
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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jennifermosier.bsky.social
How is it that I made it to 2026 without ever encountering an iteration of this joke?
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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james.loadingreadyrun.com
I think pairing Sabrina Carpenter with The Muppets is, or at least could be, genius. Can’t think of many other people who has the reach to introduce an entire generation to The Muppets.

And like fuck, we could really use The Muppets right now. Pure humanity.

youtu.be/jd3Qqly1eks
The Muppet Show | Teaser Trailer | Disney+
YouTube video by Disney Plus
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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onslies.bsky.social
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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keybug55.is.eepy.now
It's pretty imperative that every artist should get their stuff off of Twitter now lest it be thrown into Grok image/AI gen. I'm so glad I left that dumpster fire long ago

Also included the full post with alt text. The post is insufferably long
Post from Aaron Day on Twitter/X: For You "Elon Saved Free Speech" White Knight Assholes: Read the New Terms of Service Released Today X just updated their Terms of Service effective January 15, 2026. Here's what you agreed to: AI TRAINING RIGHTS GRAB: Everything you post becomes training data for their AI models. Every thought, opinion, creative work. You're building their models for free. No compensation. No opt out. PERPETUAL CONTENT LICENSE: They get a worldwide, royalty-free license to use, copy, modify, and distribute your content "for any purpose" in "any media now known or later developed." Forever. They can sell it. Give it to governments. Anything. FORCED JURISDICTION: All disputes must be filed in Tarrant County, Texas. You waive the right to join class actions. If they wrong millions of users, you sue alone in THEIR court. ARBITRARY TERMINATION: They can delete your account "for any other reason or no reason at our convenience." Years of content, connections, reputation. Gone. Zero due process. $15,000 LIQUIDATED DAMAGES: Access more than 1 million posts in 24 hours and you owe $15,000. Per million. Journalists and researchers investigating the platform face financial ruin. GOVERNMENT DISCLOSURE: They reserve the right to hand your DMs, drafts, and entire history to governments based on what they "reasonably believe" is necessary. ANTI-JAILBREAK CLAUSE: Testing their AI systems, exposing censorship mechanisms, or security research is now explicitly a Terms violation. They added "prompt engineering or injection" to prohibited conduct. ONE YEAR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS: Discover they harmed you after 366 days? You "forever waive the right" to pursue any claim. MAXIMUM LIABILITY $100: They destroy your business, reputation, or life through negligence? Maximum recovery: one hundred dollars. Free speech platform. Sure.
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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davis.social
ADHD is when you have to “pay attention” but you can’t “pay,” because you’re broke. But, on the plus side, you have a million dollars in gift cards to the one thing you feel like doing.
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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scalzi.com
The most important post on Bluesky today
jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 12d
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
jackjl.bsky.social
The Man With The Golden Guns
jewelryjelly81.bsky.social Becky Rudranath @jewelryjelly81.bsky.social · 13d
Make a Bond movie pro wrestling:

Casino Battle Royale
jrodbad.bsky.social Jared, Excited Comic Guy @jrodbad.bsky.social · 13d
Make a Bond movie pro wrestling:

Dive Off A Cage Another Day
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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mlyp.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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shirleyrl.bsky.social
Scrabble is out! New pen? @jackjl.bsky.social
Scrabble game
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Well, it’s the day after Wallace and Gromit rode again – and it’s the 31st anniversary of the first appearance of the greatest sound effect in the history of the motion picture, so here’s the story of how (I found out how) they made it...
Plasticine dog Gromit lies slumped against a (plasticine) kitchen cabinet, holding a milk bottle. Trapped up to his neck in the bottle is Feathers McGraw, notorious criminal penguin
December 26, 2024 at 10:59 AM
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paulhaine.bsky.social
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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bogbird.bsky.social
digital drawing of a horse. the horse’s head is close to the camera, making it appear bigger than the horse’s body photo of a horse. the horse’s head is close to the camera, making it appear bigger than the horse’s body
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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theonion.com
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM