Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Yeah, getting ahead is getting harder for everyone who isn't super plugged in. A landed aristocracy is emerging while the rest of the country fights for scraps and they want you to think it's because of DEI.
The funny thing is that these guys are kind of right. It is incredibly hard to break in and society doesn't care about it. And the talentless hacks locking in the sweet sinecures are...them. I didn't get into Harvard, because they needed a spot for Jared Kushner, not because of a black guy.
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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sure this is a freaking disaster but have you considered that steak n shake is frying in that healthy oil now and also we can say merry christmas again
Breaking:

The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6% — the highest since 2021.
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?

TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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this is obviously an odious thing to say indicative of a shriveled little spirit. but if i know funny old jewish men rob reiner would be just tickled to pieces to inspire such a reaction from donald trump
Demented, depraved
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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much better
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
Statement from Michigan:
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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We elected the TV rich guy to make us rich and now all his friends from TV land are here, squatting torpidly in the halls of power, farting out newsletters and videos about how we all suck. In a sense they're right I guess
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Just a reminder DOGE stole just about every government database. Perhaps we’re starting to see the fruits of their theft
I wrote this for the @nytimes.com: Scammers are calling seniors more than 50 times a day. Some who get scammed wind up with weird charges on their Medicare and mysterious packages on their porches
Medicare Scammers Are Calling Seniors 50 Times a Day, Trying to Trap Them
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Yep, the Supreme Court really is just a House of Lords—a purely political branch with bizarre veto power, wielded capriciously and without accountability. Time for massive reform.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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This normalizes corruption, feeding the sentiment that both sides suck and so politics is pointless. A Dem party focused on rehabilitating its broken brand would be criticizing Trump and booting out Cuellar. Let the corrupt guys become corporate lobbyists - they’re dragging our party down.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
May 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I find OU's actions throughout this story to be very concerning, not only because the university caved to a bad-faith reactionary smear campaign but also because it appears to be enrolling students who are borderline illiterate
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM