JavaSux
@javasux.bsky.social
AI pfp = block
Anime girl pfp = block
Bio unironically starting with "Husband" or "Father" = mute
he/him 🏳️🌈, friend of Eggbug
Anime girl pfp = block
Bio unironically starting with "Husband" or "Father" = mute
he/him 🏳️🌈, friend of Eggbug
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
March 30, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
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the oracle said he'd foreseen that a terrible fate would befall me but then he just described my current day to day life
April 9, 2024 at 3:56 AM
the oracle said he'd foreseen that a terrible fate would befall me but then he just described my current day to day life
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i can't believe groupon still exists and still has nothing to do with grey poupon
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i can't believe groupon still exists and still has nothing to do with grey poupon
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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doing the milgrim experiment and laughing the whole time because I’m imagining wile e. coyote in the other room
February 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
doing the milgrim experiment and laughing the whole time because I’m imagining wile e. coyote in the other room
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(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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this must've been so annoying before computers
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
this must've been so annoying before computers
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
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WHAT’s up guys its Plato welcome back to the cave. Guys we’ve got some CRAZY shadows for you today you are not gonna want to miss this! But first I have to thank our sponsor OnX Backcountry
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
WHAT’s up guys its Plato welcome back to the cave. Guys we’ve got some CRAZY shadows for you today you are not gonna want to miss this! But first I have to thank our sponsor OnX Backcountry
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Bjork's hitboxes are wild
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
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Dwarves be like "this is my friend Oing, son of Boing" we get it bro, you're whimsical. now please fix my sword
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dwarves be like "this is my friend Oing, son of Boing" we get it bro, you're whimsical. now please fix my sword
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i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect
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clothes washer?? oh you mean a chapstick rinsing machine
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
clothes washer?? oh you mean a chapstick rinsing machine
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[lips on mic] Bingle Jells
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[lips on mic] Bingle Jells
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(cheerfully clocking in for my first shift as the prince's whipping boy) alright boss who we whippin first
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
(cheerfully clocking in for my first shift as the prince's whipping boy) alright boss who we whippin first
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My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
June 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
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Hey. We saw you from across the bar and we wanted you to know: we hate your vibe
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hey. We saw you from across the bar and we wanted you to know: we hate your vibe
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I SAID *cocks gun* don we now our gay apparel
December 19, 2023 at 11:44 PM
I SAID *cocks gun* don we now our gay apparel
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she ebbin' on my neezer 'til I Scrooge
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
she ebbin' on my neezer 'til I Scrooge
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Thinking about the very normal name Octavia and giggling thinking about calling someone Pentonica
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thinking about the very normal name Octavia and giggling thinking about calling someone Pentonica
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billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
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