snooki stackhouse
@jeffprobstsdick.bsky.social
you don’t know who I am, but I know where you live
she/her
she/her
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capitalism is now illegal
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
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whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
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I think if you do this you should expect to get your ass beat
Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.
Your Friend Asked You a Question. Don't Copy and Paste an Answer From a Chatbot
Your friend came to you because they respect your knowledge and opinion, and outsourcing the answer to a machine is lazy and rude. Just answer them yourself.
wrd.cm
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think if you do this you should expect to get your ass beat
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"scientists prove chimpanzees better thanksgiving guests than most of your extended family"
In a series of experiments, chimpanzees revised their beliefs based on new evidence, shedding light on the evolutionary origins of rational thought.
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Chimps Are Capable of Human-Like Rational Thought, Breakthrough Study Finds
In a series of experiments, chimpanzees revised their beliefs based on new evidence, shedding light on the evolutionary origins of rational thought.
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October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"scientists prove chimpanzees better thanksgiving guests than most of your extended family"
Don’t think anyone really follows me on here but sharing cocoa pix in case it brightens someone’s day
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Don’t think anyone really follows me on here but sharing cocoa pix in case it brightens someone’s day
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rip jane goodall i hope you read this post
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
October 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
rip jane goodall i hope you read this post
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
Did something happen today? Idk here’s a picture of Cocoa
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Did something happen today? Idk here’s a picture of Cocoa
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hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
NEWS: House Appropriations Committee Republicans released their spending bill for Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies. The legislation would prohibit taxpayer dollars for any type of gender-affirming care for transgender people. This would include programs like Medicaid
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
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love it when my dog sidles up beside me all cozylike only to commence his favorite activity: eating his asshole
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
love it when my dog sidles up beside me all cozylike only to commence his favorite activity: eating his asshole
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“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb
August 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb
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this trans woman was taken into ICE custody tonight over a 3-year old weed charge. she faces torture in men’s detention centers or self-deportation and leaving behind everything she knows (if she can afford that option). please support if you’re able
August 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
this trans woman was taken into ICE custody tonight over a 3-year old weed charge. she faces torture in men’s detention centers or self-deportation and leaving behind everything she knows (if she can afford that option). please support if you’re able
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interesting choice
Trump says he’s going out on patrol in DC tonight with the National Guard and police. (Audio)
August 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
interesting choice
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happy gen ai bubble almost popping day to those who celebrate
August 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
happy gen ai bubble almost popping day to those who celebrate
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As someone who grew up in Delaware in lives in the DMV, preferring Bethany to Rehoboth is rich people bullshit. So, very DC.
The line at Call Your Mother on a Sunday morning
The price of one beer at Nats Park
Someone eating a granola bar on the metro
A tourist pronouncing it “DuPONT”
The price of one beer at Nats Park
Someone eating a granola bar on the metro
A tourist pronouncing it “DuPONT”
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar...
buff.ly
August 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
As someone who grew up in Delaware in lives in the DMV, preferring Bethany to Rehoboth is rich people bullshit. So, very DC.
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you use a device but are still a creature
August 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
you use a device but are still a creature
Stand Up Solutions and An Evening With Tim Heidecker have ruined all modern stand up comedy specials for me
August 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Stand Up Solutions and An Evening With Tim Heidecker have ruined all modern stand up comedy specials for me
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Thinking abt the Built to Spill "Doug" bench in Boise from 2022.
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Thinking abt the Built to Spill "Doug" bench in Boise from 2022.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming.
In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!”
You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”
In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!”
You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”
August 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming.
In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!”
You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”
In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!”
You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”
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wannna see an idea i had in a dream last night?
July 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
wannna see an idea i had in a dream last night?