Jonathan Coatman
@jonathancoatman.bsky.social
Man Utd fan, Trans ally, socialist with a small s, he/him (not necessarily in that order).
Be kind and never mind.
Be kind and never mind.
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Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
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I've been aware for a while of the work by faith and other community groups to support people seeking asylum. So I asked the @refugeecouncil.bsky.social where there was really vigorous community support. They said Northallerton. Here's what I found when I went there: as.ft.com/r/b3449fbd-3...
‘A place of welcome’: Yorkshire town rallies round to help asylum seekers
[FREE TO READ] Churches and community groups in Northallerton provide food, clothing and company for refugee families
as.ft.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I've been aware for a while of the work by faith and other community groups to support people seeking asylum. So I asked the @refugeecouncil.bsky.social where there was really vigorous community support. They said Northallerton. Here's what I found when I went there: as.ft.com/r/b3449fbd-3...
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How do I feel about these? I’m still making my mind up.
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How do I feel about these? I’m still making my mind up.
To discover the true spirit of the festive season don't forget to join in at #duvetknowitschristmas
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
To discover the true spirit of the festive season don't forget to join in at #duvetknowitschristmas
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He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
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Football played under lockdown conditions shouldn't count toward any meaningful achievements. The whole thing felt like performative morale-boosting rather than real competition. Basically a bunch of exhibition matches. We should strike all results from the record.
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Football played under lockdown conditions shouldn't count toward any meaningful achievements. The whole thing felt like performative morale-boosting rather than real competition. Basically a bunch of exhibition matches. We should strike all results from the record.
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He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
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being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
September 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
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Truly astonishing that the apex of human civilization is providing summaries of what the internet might think and believing this to be god
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Truly astonishing that the apex of human civilization is providing summaries of what the internet might think and believing this to be god
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I'm sorry, but this photo just makes it look like the Americans are trying to update the Carla Lane sitcom 'Bread' for a US audience.
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm sorry, but this photo just makes it look like the Americans are trying to update the Carla Lane sitcom 'Bread' for a US audience.
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Reminded of when, during lockdown, the Princess Bride became an actual folk tale, to be retold, lovingly.
Warning: that ending might choke you up a bit.
youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?...
Warning: that ending might choke you up a bit.
youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?...
The Princess Bride Home Movie FULL
YouTube video by Jenna
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Reminded of when, during lockdown, the Princess Bride became an actual folk tale, to be retold, lovingly.
Warning: that ending might choke you up a bit.
youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?...
Warning: that ending might choke you up a bit.
youtu.be/29s1yU3nGkQ?...
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
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Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
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I want to reiterate my belief that we should view people seeking asylum & other migrants as human beings.
We need to move away from rhetoric that pits communities against one another. Refugees & asylum seekers do not make Britain weaker. They enrich it, economically, culturally & socially.
We need to move away from rhetoric that pits communities against one another. Refugees & asylum seekers do not make Britain weaker. They enrich it, economically, culturally & socially.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I want to reiterate my belief that we should view people seeking asylum & other migrants as human beings.
We need to move away from rhetoric that pits communities against one another. Refugees & asylum seekers do not make Britain weaker. They enrich it, economically, culturally & socially.
We need to move away from rhetoric that pits communities against one another. Refugees & asylum seekers do not make Britain weaker. They enrich it, economically, culturally & socially.
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Finally deleted the Mastodon app off my phone, but I'll always cherish the memory of that day we all panic-signed up for it and then never looked at it again.
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Finally deleted the Mastodon app off my phone, but I'll always cherish the memory of that day we all panic-signed up for it and then never looked at it again.
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Will never not be funny
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Will never not be funny
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Mini thread on the ET decision in Peggie
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mini thread on the ET decision in Peggie
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
🧵👇
Top line: It says exactly what we have been saying for months. The decision of the Supreme Court was not to turn the Equality Act 2010 into a nationwide bathroom ban - regardless of how anti-trans organisations have sought to misrepresent the law.
🧵👇
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What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
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But at least the Women’s Institute will be safe now!!!!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
But at least the Women’s Institute will be safe now!!!!!!!!!
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Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who says otherwise.