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What are we even doing anymore?

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ztul.bsky.social
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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nicholaskole.bsky.social
just a collection of "inevitable" multi-billion dollar tech that was going to be the future of everything until everyone in the audience who was supposed to just get on board said "lol no"
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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transmetropolitanr.bsky.social
lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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dandouglas.bsky.social
oh wow, with this new AI assistant i can do the work of three people! if you don’t mind it all being a bit shit obviously [company makes two of your colleagues redundant] ah well, at least i still have my trusty AI assistant [AI assistant freaks out and goes down] nevertheless,
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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tomusher.bsky.social
Political violence is bad but me and my mates need to set fire to this hotel because it contains people I don’t know personally but don’t like the idea of. Political violence is bad but I support the right of a country to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians because I’ve deemed them terrorists
September 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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merrittk.com
so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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nickwans.bsky.social
For sale: sex maze, never solved
September 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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localnotail.bsky.social
On the same day in the Telegraph:
The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST
September 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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thesinankose.bsky.social
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a headline.
A telegraph headline saying “Starmer: I’m a hard bastard”
July 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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bencjenkins.bsky.social
I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.
June 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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fliceverett.bsky.social
He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
reckless.bsky.social nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · May 29
This is a great photo and also the funniest possible way to promote the idea that Brad Pitt is a credible F1 driver
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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bonerman-inc.bsky.social
but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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grubb.wtf
Was in a mood to pick a flight but then
April 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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carnage4life.bsky.social
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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ostonox.com
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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mostlysharks.bsky.social
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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jasonkoebler.bsky.social
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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austinwalker.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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disabilitystor1.bsky.social
Don't think there is a better illustration of AI-in-everything-whether-we-want-it-or-not than an AI bro buying an AI toy for his child who played with it for a bit and then seemed singularly unimpressed with the AI and turned it off.
He keeps turning it back on, and she keeps turning it off.
Alex Volko @altryne On the topic of our kids having AI friends (long) I got my 6 yo daughter an AI toy for her b-day that arrived for Xmas instead. She unpacked it all excited, I explained that this isnt like the other toys, that this one has AI in it (she of course knows what AI is, seen the things Ive built and interacted with them, chatted with ChatGPT and Santa mode, knows that daddy is "doing AI" etc). So a very interesting experiment happaned after @magicaltoys reached out and fixed the issue referenced below (very quick turnaround thank you) So...she played with this Dino, chatted with it, and the..learned to turn it off, and doesnt want it to talk anymore. She still loves playing with it, dressed it up, it now has paper shoes and a top that we made together, but every time I ask her if shed like to chat with it, she says no.
December 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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sosomanysarahs.bsky.social
You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Dec 20
Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.
December 20, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM