Josh Paige
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Josh Paige
@joshlpaige.bsky.social
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if you would like the longer, angrier version of my Stranger Things thoughts, coming later this week, perhaps you’d like to sign up for my Patreon? www.patreon.com/cw/ReadJumpS...
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The Duffers finally captured the spirit of the 80s by having a character named Joshua.
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Scott Hawkins' second novel comes out in 2026!!!!!! The Library at Mount Char is one of my favorite books of all time and I have been waiting for this day for almost a decade oh my goddddd bookshop.org/p/books/blac...
Blacktail: A Novel
A Novel
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December 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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if you have not yet read Mount Char, boy are you in for a fuckin treat bookshop.org/a/293/978055...
December 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Really proud to be on the always excellent @raforall.bsky.social's horror highlights list for THE LINEUP alongside so many incredible books 🖤

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From the Haunted Stacks: 2025 Horror Book Highlights
A detailed look at horror fiction trends and standouts from 2025, from the "library world's horror maven."
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December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Tear this whole rotten party to the ground.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Toad, for Christ’s sake,
Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad tripped over a rock. He bumped into a tree. He fell in a hole.
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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This trailer for Ducournau's (TITANE, RAW) next film is an all-timer
ALPHA - Official Trailer - In Theaters March 27
YouTube video by NEON
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December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Hey, I'm launching a Patreon! You may have heard that it's just a little bit hard to make a living as a writer these days, so if you like my culture writing, please consider subscribing 🖤

My first essay, live now and free to all, is on Elem Klimov's Come and See www.patreon.com/posts/143805...
Beauty is a Wound: Come and See (1985) | Read Jump Scares
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December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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the 2026 new horror list is FINALLY LIVE! please share with all your freakiest loved ones: readjumpscares.com/2026-new-hor...
2026’s New Horror Books
All the new horror books coming in 2026, featuring all manner of hauntings, murderers, vampires, monsters, cults, ghosts, and all kinds of nebulous eldritch terrors.
readjumpscares.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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here’s my official comment on the Netflix/WB news xx
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I would only trust Kore-eda to do a live action version of this. Sure let's add another devastating story to his filmography
"Look Back" live-action film is coming in 2026.
Directed by Hirokazu Kore-eda.
shonenjumpplus.com/episode/1710...
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
Zelda Boobies

United States, Census, 1940
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Butlerian Jihad now.
Sure sure you might say that my client's knife "caused" the victim to stop being able to pump blood to their brain, but Hume's 𝘌𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 really makes it clear that we should all have some reasonable doubt about the concept of "causation"

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November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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People need food. Market won’t provide it. Government should. It’s literally the whole point.
Turns out Mamdani's controversial proposal for government-run supermarkets isn't so novel. Other cities also are toying with the idea to bring fresh, affordable food to communities that do not have easy access to it. Good WSJ read (gift link)
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Inside Atlanta’s First Government-Funded Supermarket
The goal is for the store to become profitable without any government subsidy within three years.
www.wsj.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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lmao
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Longer than you think, Charlie Brown!
Man is the warmest place to hide, Charlie Brown
Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and KILLS. The people it kills GET UP AND KILL, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM