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R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Game designers! If you're making a game right now, stop whatever you're doing with it and go make the text 60-70% bigger! Small text only looks good in screenshots, it actually sucks in-game!
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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the NFL is cool this year because almost every playoff team simultaneously looks like a Super Bowl contender and a first round exit
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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They should make Judge Dredds from the film Judge Dredd but just for people who play things on their phone out loud without headphones
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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There’s a funny Politico story showing that the latest polling on AI shows 80-20 in favor of heavy regulations, an absolute slam dunk platform, but Dems are worried about not winning back mask-off tech CEO donors
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
December 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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if I got a superpower, I would spend all my time practicing with it, testing it, experimenting with it, pushing it to its limits. you know, like I… like I do with all my current abilities
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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How do you get fired from Carnegie Hospital? Malpractice, malpractice, malpractice.
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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If single-payer you would see, answer me these questions three
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I like to think of Suits as one of the last “normal” television shows

Doesn’t try too hard, doesn’t put on airs, plenty of episodes per season with a random vibe but also a good set of through arcs

I can’t help but think it’s enjoying a resurgence because modern TV audiences long for those things
Never watched “Suits” but had heard it was enjoying a second life on streamers. Walked in my 12 yr old watching the pilot & I am HOOKED. Could write a dissertation on it. Came out in heyday of “prestige” TV but isn’t “prestige.” Has network-esque churn-out-plots but isn’t network. Characters ROCK…
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Plato argued in the Republic that the 'tyrant,' or someone with unlimited wealth and power, would live the worst possible life because his soul would be devoured by lawless, unlimited desires that could never be sated. I think we've gotten confirmation of this from more cases than Trump lately
I always thought Plato was pretty pollyannaish on this point, but this is decent evidence for the view that a man of bad character will therefore be unhappy even with every external trapping of success and good fortune.
President Donald Trump gifted the world with nearly 200 Truth Social posts (and counting) on Christmas Day, where he amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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My wife was bragging when she realized this morning that, if she can make it to midnight, she’ll win Whamageddon this year

Why you would tell me that and then let me near your phone I have no idea
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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to be clear: Jesus also said denying help to the poor is rejecting God.
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I was born in April 1805

Napoleon was master of Europe

Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him

Oceans were now battlefields
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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you’ll never convince me the folgers christmas ad isn’t a masterpiece that should be studied in marketing school. with just 43 seconds and some incredible chemistry they create a compelling relationship that you fully believe in despite the enormous taboo. “lightning in a bottle” doesn’t come close
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Every single thing I see about Pluribus makes me more confused about what it is
if you're in Pluribus world, what car are you stealing to use?

Mine's gonna be a 1975ish Corvette Stingray with a T top
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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they've build the largest revenge porn generator in human history
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM