The Honourable Judge Bulbasaur
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-Sentencing Death via Bullet Seed-
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if metroid prime 4 sucks then i'm just going to walk into the sea
May 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
if metroid prime 4 sucks then i'm just going to walk into the sea
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i never feel more disrespected than when i am reading NYT Crossword clues
May 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i never feel more disrespected than when i am reading NYT Crossword clues
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it's kind of crazy how there is a pit of acid inside of us that we throw food into
May 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it's kind of crazy how there is a pit of acid inside of us that we throw food into
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"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
May 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
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Might be a rocky start but don't worry, he'll be much better in a few years as Pope Leo XIV: A Realm Reborn
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Might be a rocky start but don't worry, he'll be much better in a few years as Pope Leo XIV: A Realm Reborn
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[The Purge]
My wife: 'OK look, you've made your point. Can we just go back to the house now?'
Me (continuing to drive 35 in a 30mph zone, and laughing maniacally): 'Not just yet, sweetheart. I've never felt more alive!'
My wife: 'OK look, you've made your point. Can we just go back to the house now?'
Me (continuing to drive 35 in a 30mph zone, and laughing maniacally): 'Not just yet, sweetheart. I've never felt more alive!'
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
[The Purge]
My wife: 'OK look, you've made your point. Can we just go back to the house now?'
Me (continuing to drive 35 in a 30mph zone, and laughing maniacally): 'Not just yet, sweetheart. I've never felt more alive!'
My wife: 'OK look, you've made your point. Can we just go back to the house now?'
Me (continuing to drive 35 in a 30mph zone, and laughing maniacally): 'Not just yet, sweetheart. I've never felt more alive!'
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Something you did that made Jesus weep. I'll go first:
Took the batteries out of the Christmas "candles" so I could put them in the Xbox controllers & play Diablo IV.
Took the batteries out of the Christmas "candles" so I could put them in the Xbox controllers & play Diablo IV.
April 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Something you did that made Jesus weep. I'll go first:
Took the batteries out of the Christmas "candles" so I could put them in the Xbox controllers & play Diablo IV.
Took the batteries out of the Christmas "candles" so I could put them in the Xbox controllers & play Diablo IV.
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jamie oliver can’t cook for shit
May 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
jamie oliver can’t cook for shit
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it is friday, and as such i decree there shall be great silliness amongst the townsfolk
May 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
it is friday, and as such i decree there shall be great silliness amongst the townsfolk
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Don’t ask me to go to a movie then get mad when I pull a cheesecake out my purse
May 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Don’t ask me to go to a movie then get mad when I pull a cheesecake out my purse
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Showing up for court with a briefcase full of hot dogs.
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Showing up for court with a briefcase full of hot dogs.
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
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May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
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"james" is actually short for "jamiroquai", look it up
February 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"james" is actually short for "jamiroquai", look it up
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[dating tips from Pride and Prejudice]
be ✍️ meaner ✍️ to men ✍️
be ✍️ meaner ✍️ to men ✍️
May 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
[dating tips from Pride and Prejudice]
be ✍️ meaner ✍️ to men ✍️
be ✍️ meaner ✍️ to men ✍️
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[dracula slapping mosquito]
holy shit that IS annoying
holy shit that IS annoying
May 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
[dracula slapping mosquito]
holy shit that IS annoying
holy shit that IS annoying
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The rap battle becomes a shoo-in when i discover the opponents mother is from Nantucket
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The rap battle becomes a shoo-in when i discover the opponents mother is from Nantucket
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heading back to the northeast where I can scowl to my heart’s content
May 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
heading back to the northeast where I can scowl to my heart’s content
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what if we put our enclosures together and had enrichment time together 👉👈
May 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
what if we put our enclosures together and had enrichment time together 👉👈
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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
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May 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
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theonion.com/new-ice...
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