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literally changed the narrative within 1 shift change. art of the deal, baby
June 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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my immigrant ass self deporting as the US enters a global war
June 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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The Pope never stood a chance once JD found out he was a South American who needed medical care
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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born to yap and vibe, forced to pretend to wanna participate in normal life.
April 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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interviewer: and why do you think you'd be a good pope?
me: well, i'm a papal person
April 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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thankful for the rat in my hat

gratitouille
April 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
finding out about kanye and his male cousin makes me think bro's just been a closeted republican this whole time
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
hate to see a nazi be right about something but kanye was onto something with the last of us icl
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
tlou s02e02 is like cod zombies round 666+ bro theres no way
April 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
the walking dead season 20 is incredible man i cant believe AMC gave it this budget
a man and a woman are standing in a dark room with a statue in the background
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in a dark room with a statue in the background
media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
im watching the last of us s2 and forgot to switch the audio track to english and didnt know why abbeys actress learned italian for the role
April 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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they should invent podcasts you can read
April 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion
April 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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i’ve been grounding myself so i’m not such a dipshit in these times, how’re y’all
April 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
saw this and my blood pressure fuckin inverted
Taco Bell Croissant Tacos (2015-2016): After rolling out waffle and biscuit "tacos", TB was determined to keep experimenting with their breakfast offerings, thus they gave us a croissant folded into a taco shell, stuffed with eggs, cheese, and bacon/sausage.
March 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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women & children first, i yell heroically from the dentists waiting room
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Anxiety be like, “what if you live?”
March 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Rotating my wardrobe from winter black to springtime black.
March 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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pirates have great abs from all the planking
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Explain it* to me like I’m an idiot.

*literally everything
March 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Doomsday Clock spinning freely, just absolutely whirling, providing a lovely apocalyptic breeze to all those in it’s immediate vicinity
March 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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ME: wanna crack open a cold one

MEDICAL EXAMINER: absolutely not
March 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM