knigt
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just because i can swim underwater doesn’t mean i want to
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Heh. Those were decoy lifeways. You know nothing of my people.
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Heh. Those were decoy lifeways. You know nothing of my people.
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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Rats have access to relatively low amounts of physical power. BUT rats command extremely high levels of spiritual power
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Rats have access to relatively low amounts of physical power. BUT rats command extremely high levels of spiritual power
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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dont email my wife any warm christmas greetings
December 25, 2023 at 8:22 PM
dont email my wife any warm christmas greetings
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Bald people should headbutt each other to the death
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Bald people should headbutt each other to the death
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I actually think Scrooge would be too antisocial to be on the Epstein flight logs. Kind of makes you rethink whether he was that bad to begin with..
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I actually think Scrooge would be too antisocial to be on the Epstein flight logs. Kind of makes you rethink whether he was that bad to begin with..
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this made sense to me for a second before i realized he meant into the army and not into porno
The link between sexual repression and militarism is becoming clearer by the day.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Galloway blames OnlyFans for loneliness, depression, small business closures, extremism, tyranny and *checks notes* impending societal extinction.
His solution? Mandatory national service.
Scott Galloway: OnlyFans is the billion-dollar symptom of a loneliness pandemic
The most unstable, violent societies have one thing in common: lonely young men. We are producing millions of them, writes Scott Galloway
www.standard.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this made sense to me for a second before i realized he meant into the army and not into porno
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a few weeks back, I was talking to a regular customer at work who got onto the topic of navy submarines, and I mentioned that my husband also likes submarines. today he came back with 3 magazines and a flash drive with 14GB of submarine information. one of the all-time best interactions of my life
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
a few weeks back, I was talking to a regular customer at work who got onto the topic of navy submarines, and I mentioned that my husband also likes submarines. today he came back with 3 magazines and a flash drive with 14GB of submarine information. one of the all-time best interactions of my life
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While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
New Artifact Token Does Some Bullshit | Commander's Herald
Leaks for the next Magic set reveal that a new artifact token does some bullshit. We break down all the details on the new token.
commandersherald.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.
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wrapping paper is the clothes of the presents. unwrapping a gift is an inherently sexual act! yes, we do actually “have to talk about it right now.” if we can’t be honest about this what hope is there for the world? and I don’t actually care if you do write me out of the will, grandpa
December 2, 2023 at 4:09 PM
wrapping paper is the clothes of the presents. unwrapping a gift is an inherently sexual act! yes, we do actually “have to talk about it right now.” if we can’t be honest about this what hope is there for the world? and I don’t actually care if you do write me out of the will, grandpa
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Can't believe it's already that time again: TOILET WRAPPED 2025!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can't believe it's already that time again: TOILET WRAPPED 2025!!
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Cheerios Oat Crunch box: Start your day SO satisfied - Fill up with BIG FLAVOR
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Cheerios Oat Crunch box: Start your day SO satisfied - Fill up with BIG FLAVOR
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
Etc. stands for Eorld Trade Center
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Etc. stands for Eorld Trade Center
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reassuring my coworker that he will one day surpass his father
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
reassuring my coworker that he will one day surpass his father
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
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Dracula just fucking shot me
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Dracula just fucking shot me
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me, showing her a funny costume on my phone:
judge: please answer the qu— lol nathan garfielder
judge: please answer the qu— lol nathan garfielder
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
me, showing her a funny costume on my phone:
judge: please answer the qu— lol nathan garfielder
judge: please answer the qu— lol nathan garfielder
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managed to sneak my camera into a dream
July 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
managed to sneak my camera into a dream
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The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
September 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
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I would venture to the depths of hell for bro
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would venture to the depths of hell for bro
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dictator: whats going on
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
September 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
dictator: whats going on
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin
dictator: and the rebels?
advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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The breath is lowkey the air of the lungs
August 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The breath is lowkey the air of the lungs
furiously googling “why are my hands so dirty”
August 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
furiously googling “why are my hands so dirty”