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Robert
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One Piece, Washington Commanders, DnD
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Updated season prediction after the Micah Parsons trade:
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We CaNt PaY tEaCHeRs
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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The Steelers should hire Flores. Bring back Blitzburgh
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Coaching carousel guesses/what I’m rooting for:
Giants HC John Harbaugh
Ravens HC Mike McDaniel
Steelers HC Brian Flores
Browns HC Vance Joseph
Falcons HC Klint Kubiak
Cardinals HC Robert Saleh
Dolphins HC Jesse Minter
Raiders HC Kliff Kingsbury
Titans HC Kevin Stefanski
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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We don’t want data centers. We want Zzzquil Ultra that comes in containers the size of protein powder jugs.
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I loved him in the draft, I’m so happy he’s thriving
Woody Marks rushing tonight:

19 carries
112 yards
1 TD
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm…
Trump announced a set of new Trump resorts in Saudi Arabia - “a place to be”.. including mansions, golf club, hotel and members club.
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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I guess part of modern life is expressing shock and horror at the price of things. I have one: This morning I bought a dozen donuts for my kid’s class for $22.

I looked it up and in 2016 it would have been around $9. Seems not normal.
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Justin Herbert in the playoffs:

58/106
674 passing yards
2 TDs, 4 INTs
0-3 record
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
It’s a small thing in the rest of the craziness, but if a masked individual came out at me wearing a Timberwolves hat, I’m gonna assume they’re not official in any capacity.
ICE agent screaming a threat: "Did you not learn from what just happened?"
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Jordan Love would never get the cover and nuance Justin Herbert is about to get from the national media.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Herbert is never going to beat the allegations
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Chargers-Pats is horrendous football
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Let's be clear (and I'm not being cute): this is DHS trying to get ahead of the inevitable moment when they shoot a baby.
Controversial counterpoint: don’t shoot babies
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Refs playing real loosely gooey in the last minute of this game
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I like Bryce Young but it really is like we’re just giving a normal person in the game sometimes. Just not enough physical talent to overcome
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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watching this from home underneath a blanket>>>>
BEARS PACKERS PLAYOFFS IN THE SNOWWWW WHATS BETTER
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Ah yes the Transfer Portal has got schools talking about income taxes now.

UCF first and Houston responded in a quote.
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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If you're not willing to arrest the killer, don't arrest the demonstrators.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Calling my shot in this weird ass year in the NFL
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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DOJ is still violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM