@krystlewatson.bsky.social
ST VOY lover, P/T shipper, absolute Tom Paris apologist, unapologetic nerd-raging feminist, sometimes NSFW 🔞
If you like Steven Moffat, Rick Berman or Tarantino, turn back now b/c here be 🐉!
If you like Steven Moffat, Rick Berman or Tarantino, turn back now b/c here be 🐉!
Well can men stop being fucking stupid then?
If you and your wife don’t get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing
Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
December 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Well can men stop being fucking stupid then?
Came home to my dad’s house for Xmas and he’s like “Is it ok if you have your childhood bedroom back?” (just broke up w/my ex of 15 years & we used to stay in my dad’s double room) & I walk in to go to bed and there’s a shelf of framed pictures of me & the ex staring at me I’ve never seen.
a woman in a striped shirt says ouch in white letters
ALT: a woman in a striped shirt says ouch in white letters
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December 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Came home to my dad’s house for Xmas and he’s like “Is it ok if you have your childhood bedroom back?” (just broke up w/my ex of 15 years & we used to stay in my dad’s double room) & I walk in to go to bed and there’s a shelf of framed pictures of me & the ex staring at me I’ve never seen.
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He’s talking about how people would talk about him like he wasn’t in the room or even a real person “As if I was a horse or something like that”
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvNjN44/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvNjN44/
For Brendan Fraser, aging is a relief. He spoke with @tonyatbt about early in his career when he was objectified and his empathy for what women in Hollywood experience. The full video interview is now...
TikTok video by WHYY
www.tiktok.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
He’s talking about how people would talk about him like he wasn’t in the room or even a real person “As if I was a horse or something like that”
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvNjN44/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvNjN44/
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It's like a fanfic writer saying "lol I suck at summaries," like if you can't even pitch the idea then what are we doing here?
nothing makes me want to click on youtube videos less now than the new trend of "I PROMISE THIS IS INTERESTING"
stop making excuses or admitting that your topics sound bland, it makes you come across as so insecure and unconfident
it's like an artist going "yeah this sucks but here it is anyway"
stop making excuses or admitting that your topics sound bland, it makes you come across as so insecure and unconfident
it's like an artist going "yeah this sucks but here it is anyway"
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's like a fanfic writer saying "lol I suck at summaries," like if you can't even pitch the idea then what are we doing here?
“If there’s no research, it didn’t happen” is such a common refrain of misogynists as if every topic that exists has been thoroughly documented.
Saw a guy talking about “research” as if it’s (only ever) a material object and feel sort of queasy. Must resist the urge to retreat even further from society
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“If there’s no research, it didn’t happen” is such a common refrain of misogynists as if every topic that exists has been thoroughly documented.
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What so many people get wrong about wanting to have a child is they make it about them becoming parents. It’s not. It’s about bringing a human being into the world. Making it about the parents and not the child is missing the most crucial part of being a parent.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What so many people get wrong about wanting to have a child is they make it about them becoming parents. It’s not. It’s about bringing a human being into the world. Making it about the parents and not the child is missing the most crucial part of being a parent.
This is one of my fave scenes b/c any casual viewer watching it just thinks they’re having an irrational argument but the entire subtext of it is that he’s just turned her on so thoroughly that she’s having to wave a bat’leth in his face to talk herself out of climbing him like a tree & biting him 😂
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is one of my fave scenes b/c any casual viewer watching it just thinks they’re having an irrational argument but the entire subtext of it is that he’s just turned her on so thoroughly that she’s having to wave a bat’leth in his face to talk herself out of climbing him like a tree & biting him 😂
My mother: “My doctor told me I should stop watching videos online but I just watch nice videos with nice people, and stuff about cats!”
Also my mother: *I walk in on her listening to some Christofascist trash banging on about how Christians are being persecuted more than anyone else in 2025*
Also my mother: *I walk in on her listening to some Christofascist trash banging on about how Christians are being persecuted more than anyone else in 2025*
ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and gloves and making a funny face .
ALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and gloves and making a funny face .
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December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My mother: “My doctor told me I should stop watching videos online but I just watch nice videos with nice people, and stuff about cats!”
Also my mother: *I walk in on her listening to some Christofascist trash banging on about how Christians are being persecuted more than anyone else in 2025*
Also my mother: *I walk in on her listening to some Christofascist trash banging on about how Christians are being persecuted more than anyone else in 2025*
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Brisket tacos from Frontera in Stockbridge, Georgia. Brisket was nice and smoky. Outstanding. Try them if you're passing through.
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Brisket tacos from Frontera in Stockbridge, Georgia. Brisket was nice and smoky. Outstanding. Try them if you're passing through.
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My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My favorite movie quote of all time 💜 (Pulp Fiction)
Eras Tour but make it fascist?
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Eras Tour but make it fascist?
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Feels like a good time for Tori Amos to rerelease "Professional Widow"
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Feels like a good time for Tori Amos to rerelease "Professional Widow"
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I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
Ask any gay person what "theater kid," when used as an insult, means. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
Move Aside, Snowflake: ‘Theater Kid’ Is the New Go-To Political Insult
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
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Santana - Smooth (Official Video) ft. Rob Thomas
YouTube video by SantanaVEVO
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December 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’d be happier too if I could eat, not train like a maniac and breathe in my clothes too Tbf.
Bond is gruelling and hellish and, for some reason unknown to me still after 37 years of hearing this shit, it’s still being blamed on women for demanding bodies that are actually peak *male* gaze fetish
Bond is gruelling and hellish and, for some reason unknown to me still after 37 years of hearing this shit, it’s still being blamed on women for demanding bodies that are actually peak *male* gaze fetish
I love how much happier he is doing these silly mystery movies and seeing himself as a muppet than he was being James Bond
Daniel Craig's reaction to Sesame Street's Beignet Blanc 🥲
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’d be happier too if I could eat, not train like a maniac and breathe in my clothes too Tbf.
Bond is gruelling and hellish and, for some reason unknown to me still after 37 years of hearing this shit, it’s still being blamed on women for demanding bodies that are actually peak *male* gaze fetish
Bond is gruelling and hellish and, for some reason unknown to me still after 37 years of hearing this shit, it’s still being blamed on women for demanding bodies that are actually peak *male* gaze fetish
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after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins
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Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"
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I love thinking about all the fanfic I’m never going to write 🤪
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love thinking about all the fanfic I’m never going to write 🤪
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grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This statement isn’t saving you, Bill
So. 🤦♂️
I get it. Make a statement and count on people having zero critical thinking skills.
Because this? Is BS.
"The first group knew nothing and cut Epstein off before his crimes came to light"
Yeah, next...
I get it. Make a statement and count on people having zero critical thinking skills.
Because this? Is BS.
"The first group knew nothing and cut Epstein off before his crimes came to light"
Yeah, next...
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This statement isn’t saving you, Bill
Internet, please confirm, Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Please, Please, Please’ is about Temu David Duchovny aka Barry Keoghan??
“I heard that you’re an actor, so act like a stand-up guy… I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherfucker!” 😂
“I heard that you’re an actor, so act like a stand-up guy… I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherfucker!” 😂
a close up of a man 's face with a black jacket and a blue shirt
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a black jacket and a blue shirt
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December 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Internet, please confirm, Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Please, Please, Please’ is about Temu David Duchovny aka Barry Keoghan??
“I heard that you’re an actor, so act like a stand-up guy… I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherfucker!” 😂
“I heard that you’re an actor, so act like a stand-up guy… I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherfucker!” 😂
When I called him Savile 2.0 years ago, I got shocked Pikachu faces from almost everyone.
Aaaaand well… glad my intuition worked well for one of ‘em!
Aaaaand well… glad my intuition worked well for one of ‘em!
Sexually assaulted a boy on stage.
He followed the Saville playbook of being Mr. Charity and "for the kids", with all his swimming fundraisers and kids books, so everyone thinks he's far too nice to be what anyone would accuse him of.
www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
He followed the Saville playbook of being Mr. Charity and "for the kids", with all his swimming fundraisers and kids books, so everyone thinks he's far too nice to be what anyone would accuse him of.
www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
David Walliams pulls down boy’s trousers on stage in resurfaced video
Video show Little Britain comedian suddenly pulling down trousers of audience members
www.independent.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When I called him Savile 2.0 years ago, I got shocked Pikachu faces from almost everyone.
Aaaaand well… glad my intuition worked well for one of ‘em!
Aaaaand well… glad my intuition worked well for one of ‘em!
OH ARE WE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS CREEPY ASSHOLE NOW????!
Good lord, first Tarantino and now Walliams, I’m having a ball this week with dipshits I’ve loathed for years being cancelled!!
Good lord, first Tarantino and now Walliams, I’m having a ball this week with dipshits I’ve loathed for years being cancelled!!
David Walliams' reputation was an open secret, junior staff were told to meet him in pairs & never visit his home, yet HarperCollins only dropped him when a Telegraph investigation came out. The problem is not just him. HarperCollins knowingly promoted & funded a guy sexually harassing junior staff.
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
OH ARE WE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS CREEPY ASSHOLE NOW????!
Good lord, first Tarantino and now Walliams, I’m having a ball this week with dipshits I’ve loathed for years being cancelled!!
Good lord, first Tarantino and now Walliams, I’m having a ball this week with dipshits I’ve loathed for years being cancelled!!
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